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Post by Ellimist on Aug 16, 2010 20:38:21 GMT -5
When will they ever learn? When will they eeeeever learn?
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Post by Haseen on Aug 17, 2010 4:18:51 GMT -5
They say that if you strap a piece of buttered toast onto a cat and drop it, the toast always lands butter side down, and the cat always lands on its feet. The combination can't ever land because one of those rules would be violated. Supposedly, you can make a generator out of this...
The question is, can you scale this up by strapping, say, a few large cheese pizzas onto a tiger?
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Post by Julian on Aug 17, 2010 5:03:08 GMT -5
They say that if you strap a piece of buttered toast onto a cat and drop it, the toast always lands butter side down, and the cat always lands on its feet. The combination can't ever land because one of those rules would be violated. Supposedly, you can make a generator out of this... The question is, can you scale this up by strapping, say, a few large cheese pizzas onto a tiger? Absolutely! The tricky bit is getting the shaft up it's butt...
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Post by Haseen on Aug 18, 2010 1:29:30 GMT -5
Absolutely! The tricky bit is getting the shaft up it's butt... I guess you'd have to lube it up with tiger balm. Key word, *you*, because I'd rather not be within a mile radius of what would be the world's most pissed off tiger.
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Post by Random Guy on Aug 19, 2010 18:28:46 GMT -5
What would be the outcome of the following scenario?
George Washington and Abraham Lincoln are fighting to the death while standing on a rope bridge over a pit full of Spitting Cobras. Washington has a golf club while Lincoln has a baseball bat.
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Post by Haseen on Aug 20, 2010 3:24:27 GMT -5
I believe that's how shirling was invented.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Aug 22, 2010 2:26:00 GMT -5
Is that girl a genius, and if so, do you think she's serious?
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Post by arrowdeath on Aug 22, 2010 3:56:23 GMT -5
According to Inception, if no one remembers their birth, does that mean we're all in someone's dream?
P.S. BAAAAAAAAAAAAUM! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUM!
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Post by scotsgit on Aug 24, 2010 0:54:47 GMT -5
Does Tom cruise? Is Betty grey?
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Post by arrowdeath on Aug 24, 2010 1:19:28 GMT -5
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
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Post by chad sexington on Aug 24, 2010 1:31:44 GMT -5
And why is a delivery by car called a shipment, and a delivery by ship called a cargo?
And what's the deal with airline food?!
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Post by Sleepy on Aug 24, 2010 15:03:28 GMT -5
What makes a Hershey's bar pure?
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Post by Sigmaleph on Aug 24, 2010 15:54:09 GMT -5
Are you ever answering any of these questions?
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Post by arrowdeath on Aug 24, 2010 16:54:45 GMT -5
And most importantly: will you ever be able to carry all those limes?
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Post by Mira on Aug 24, 2010 18:04:08 GMT -5
Why are forruners so different? Why can't they be more like us?
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