Bad Crossover Fanfiction Generator

[The Lazy One]

I think there may have been a thread about this a long time ago, but I rediscovered it this afternoon, and I got a challenge to cross Hamtaro with John McCain. The story should use losing one's virginity as a plot device. DO. NOT. WANT, yet I'm strangely intrigued. Mostly hoping that there's no one insane enough out there to actually write such a thing, though...

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[CtraK]

I thought this had something to do with the Bad Fanfiction Contest that recently went up, but apparently not.

Also, I got this:

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Kirby and Mortal Kombat. The story should use zombie attacks as a plot device!

...presumably the device broke, because that's just fantastic.

[Random Guy]

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining the Lion King and The Matrix. The story should use puberty as a plot device!

This is so many kinds of wrong I can't even begin to describe how wrong this is.

[The Lazy One]

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Trigun and the National Hockey League. The story should use a malevolent artificial intelligence as a plot device!

I kind of want to write this now...

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining the National Football League and the National Hockey League. The story should use starting a band as a plot device!

Scratch that last one, this one is kind of awesome too!

[Kisare]

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Animal Crossing and The Bible. The story should use living on a farm as a plot device!

Is it sad that I'm entertained by this?

[Art Vandelay]

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining the Muppet Show and The O'Reilly Factor. The story should use tentacle rape as a plot device!

I must say, I am... Intrigued.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining John McCain and Totally Spies. The story should use losing one's virginity as a plot device!

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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Sesame Street and Kirby. The story should use oral sex as a plot device!

...Now that gave me some images I would really like to remove.

[The Lazy One]

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Flapjack and Kirby. The story should use bondage as a plot device!

ARGH ARGH ARGH. BAD MENTAL IMAGES!!!!!!

[Sleepy]

I like this one...

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Big Brother and Teletubbies. The story should use winning the lottery as a plot device!

...because I love imagining the Teletubbies living in such an environment.

[impatiens]

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Incredible Hulk and The Magic School Bus. The story should use unplanned pregnancies as a plot device!

Okay, that one is a little bit too disturbing, even for me.

[FrizzleFry]

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Flavor Flav and Xmen. The story should use moving to a new place as a plot device!

I can totally see this one happening! Yo Professor X, you know what time it is?

[Yla]

Problem with this generator is, I can't feel the need for brain bleach when I know the works only superficially (or not at all).

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Lord of the Rings and Half-Life. The story should use a plane crash as a plot device!

That doesn't sound so bad in comparison...

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining 1984 and American Idol. The story should use a secret government plot as a plot device!

And this sounds downright awesome and intriguing!

[shadowpanther]

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining The Hardy Boys and 4chan The story should use puberty as a plot device!

WHAT HAVE I CREATED?

[CtraK]

Oct 6, 2010 14:27:17 GMT -5 shadowpanther said:

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining The Hardy Boys and 4chan The story should use puberty as a plot device!

WHAT HAVE I CREATED?

It gets worse.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Ally McBeal and Star Wars. The story should use Columbus Day as a plot device!

That's right, another Star Wars Holiday Special.

[Napoleon the Clown]

Twilight/Hellsing slash fiction. Alucard is the sub.

[syaoranvee]

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Cinderella and Dexter's Laboratory. The story should use someone opening a gate to Hell as a plot device!

And...

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Akira and Big Brother. The story should use furries as a plot device!