Post by Shane for Wax on Nov 26, 2010 7:39:24 GMT -5
People pronounce and sometimes spell it duck tape. But it's used for ducts.
MaybeNever- Perhaps the solution then is to throw the chihuahua at the bad guy, then pump the shotgun while eating a big slice of cantaloupe. Am fear nach glèidh na h-airm san t-sìth, cha bhi iad aige 'n àm a' chogaidh.
The glue on the tape is made from ducks. Not adult ducks, but little baby ducks all ground up. It's powered by suffering.
Last Edit: Nov 28, 2010 4:53:27 GMT -5 by MaybeNever
"Great Britain's two most senior military officers added to the uneasiness. [...] Lord Wolseley, Adjutant General, thought that it might be possible for an enemy to invade without waiters and pastrycooks." -Robert K. Massie, Dreadnought
I think the thought of ironbite licking Caitshidhe's ears till cows came is far more disturbing than any naked flesh we could post. Sexy thoughts are universally ruined by the introduction of farm animals.