So is this an elaborate poe site, or what?

[ozznova]

www.sexinchrist.com/

[Sandafluffoid]

Sex said:

To avoid the impropriety of male homosexuality, a heterosexual couple should not under any circumstances form a threesome with another man.

This is the passage that makes me think it might be real

[schizophonic]

You know, I have their page on fisting bookmarked. It tickled me...

...Wait, that sounds wrong.

[brainy]

The answers in the Q & A section make me think Poe, but I'm still not 100% sure. This entry in particular sounds Poe-ish:

My boyfriend and I drink each other's semen. We don’t have oral sex because we believe it is forbidden by the scripture. We believe that it is the way God intended us to be - just like David and Jonathan.

You cite the Biblical story of David and Jonathan, which describes a close spiritual relationship between two men - ”the soul of Jonathan was knit with the soul of David, and Jonathan loved him as his own soul.” (1 Samuel 18:1) Jonathan and David loved each other deeply, and even wore the same clothes (“And Jonathan stripped himself of the robe that was upon him, and gave it to David, and his garments, even to his sword, and to his bow, and to his girdle. [1 Samuel 18:1]). However, the Bible doesn’t say anything about them having sex or swallowing each other’s semen. You and your friend would be better off each drinking your own semen, as described above. If you want to do it together, that’s probably OK, as long as you don’t touch each other.

[Lady Renae]

Oh yeah... that reeketh of poe... Or at the very least, very stupid.

[schizophonic]

Mar 3, 2009 18:11:54 GMT -5 Lady Renae said:

Oh yeah... that reeketh of poe... Or at the very least, very stupid.

Often hard to tell one from t'other.

[rhi]

Dude.

Women who fall into this category (“butch” lesbians, or “bulldykes”) are indeed going against nature with regards to their sexuality. At the same time, however, there are many women who engage in lesbian or bisexual activity who nevertheless maintain a traditional feminine role and demeanor (i.e., “lipstick” lesbians). Since there is no specific prohibition against lesbian sex, as long as these women remain within the boundaries of the female role prescribed by Scripture, and submit to the authority of the men in their lives, we assume it is permissible. Of course, if their husband or father objected, that would be another story.

Has to be poe.

[antichrist]

Either that or someone trying to talk his wife into a three way.

[mr blur]

I love this:

|Many women already wax or trim their bikini line, but question whether they can or should remove more pubic hair than that. Fortunately, we can look to the Bible for guidance:

But does it have to be the KJV?

I vote Poe.

[Snegurochka]

Why are we debating this? Big, fat Poe o___o;

[Lady Renae]

Aw man... I want to change my vote... I clicked on the link and it started talking about anal sex being a legit alternative to regular so you can "stay a virgin"...

[nowonmai]

Mar 3, 2009 15:30:19 GMT -5 @schizophonic said:

You know, I have their page on fisting bookmarked. It tickled me...

...Wait, that sounds wrong.

;D ;D ;D

This just had me laughing.. thanks, I needed the laugh.

[The_L]

The second I clicked, I saw this:

"Are you saving yourself for your wedding night? The Devil wants you to fail, that’s why he puts stumbling blocks in your way. But God wants you to succeed, and that’s why he has given us an alternative to intercourse before marriage: anal sex. Through anal sex, you can satisfy your body’s needs, while you avoid the risk of unwanted pregnancy and still keep yourself pure for marriage."

It reminded me of a Savage Love column.

[antichrist]

Mar 4, 2009 6:05:57 GMT -5 Lady Renae said:

Aw man... I want to change my vote... I clicked on the link and it started talking about anal sex being a legit alternative to regular so you can "stay a virgin"...

Well if I had noticed that, yeah I would of called Poe too.

So that's another vote that needs to be changed. It's just after all the Christian BDSM and shit like that, you never know anymore.

[schizophonic]

Mar 4, 2009 6:05:57 GMT -5 Lady Renae said:

Aw man... I want to change my vote... I clicked on the link and it started talking about anal sex being a legit alternative to regular so you can "stay a virgin"...

Sadly, this seems to be a common line of thought these days.