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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Jan 21, 2011 12:37:55 GMT -5
Why wouldn't God want people to abort and send the souls up to him? I mean, pre-born babby soul is delicious.
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Post by kristine on Jan 22, 2011 14:37:49 GMT -5
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Jan 22, 2011 17:56:07 GMT -5
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Post by big_electron on Feb 12, 2011 3:46:50 GMT -5
That's right. God himself is an atheist. All things ultimately come from him, but where did God come from? You mean to tell me that there is no Supergod, and God better believe and obey or God will burn in Superhell? Everything that seems supernatural to us, seems perfectly natural to God. There is no one above God to whom God answers? What makes God so sure that there is no Supergod?
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Post by towey on May 12, 2011 21:39:56 GMT -5
jesus was and his crew were drug dealers out "healing the sick". They went from village to village getting everyone high and drunk. Jesus and his posse started a drug problem. Judas went to seek everyone for an intervention. Shit got ugly and and jesus went on a drunken rampage with drug fueled rage. They eventually caught em and crucified him.
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Post by nomad on May 12, 2011 22:11:07 GMT -5
All of the world is in your head. You are god, and you made a dream for yourself. This is it. When you wake up, there will be nothing in existence but you, playing life with god mode enabled. This dream is, in essence, a video game to you. Enjoy.
And Gene Wilder was a bitchin' Willy Wonka, idk wtf u ppl r talking about.
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Post by stormwarden on May 12, 2011 23:52:02 GMT -5
Satan wrote the Bible. Yes, Satan did it to misguide people and it worked. And he is laughing at everyone who takes it, and all the religions that have spawned from it.
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Post by Art Vandelay on May 13, 2011 3:16:46 GMT -5
Fuck Jesus, he doesn't have the necromancy abilities you lot possess.
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Post by nomad on May 13, 2011 6:48:52 GMT -5
Fuck Jesus, he doesn't have the necromancy abilities you lot possess. That's why you should give us 10%. Otherwise we'll form The Zombie Party and raise the dead to vote us into power, then rule the land with an iron, albeit rotting, fist.
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Post by Art Vandelay on May 13, 2011 7:42:48 GMT -5
Fuck Jesus, he doesn't have the necromancy abilities you lot possess. That's why you should give us 10%. Otherwise we'll form The Zombie Party and raise the dead to vote us into power, then rule the land with an iron, albeit rotting, fist. Except voting rights are afforded to the living only. Once dead, the person is removed from the electoral roll and barred from re-enrolling once a death certificate is issued. As such, your zombies would have no voting rights and thus we living will continue to hold the mechanisms of government in our warm, fleshy hands.
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Post by nomad on May 13, 2011 10:15:16 GMT -5
That's why you should give us 10%. Otherwise we'll form The Zombie Party and raise the dead to vote us into power, then rule the land with an iron, albeit rotting, fist. Except voting rights are afforded to the living only. Once dead, the person is removed from the electoral roll and barred from re-enrolling once a death certificate is issued. As such, your zombies would have no voting rights and thus we living will continue to hold the mechanisms of government in our warm, fleshy hands. Well then, we'd have to take matters back into our cold, unfeeling hands. Muere la revolucion!
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Post by Art Vandelay on May 14, 2011 22:38:52 GMT -5
Except voting rights are afforded to the living only. Once dead, the person is removed from the electoral roll and barred from re-enrolling once a death certificate is issued. As such, your zombies would have no voting rights and thus we living will continue to hold the mechanisms of government in our warm, fleshy hands. Well then, we'd have to take matters back into our cold, unfeeling hands. Muere la revolucion! This'll be easy. We have more than enough stray dogs to simply let a zombie apocalypse take care of itself without lifting a finger.
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Post by nomad on May 15, 2011 11:55:34 GMT -5
Well then, we'd have to take matters back into our cold, unfeeling hands. Muere la revolucion! This'll be easy. We have more than enough stray dogs to simply let a zombie apocalypse take care of itself without lifting a finger. Stray dog + Z virus = Zombie dogs Zombie dogs + dark rituals = Hellhounds
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Post by Art Vandelay on May 15, 2011 20:44:46 GMT -5
This'll be easy. We have more than enough stray dogs to simply let a zombie apocalypse take care of itself without lifting a finger. Stray dog + Z virus = Zombie dogs Zombie dogs + dark rituals = Hellhounds Fine then. Skyscraper + A week's supply of food, water and a generator + blocked stairwell + letting decomposition run its course = victory for the living.
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Post by nomad on May 15, 2011 21:15:54 GMT -5
Stray dog + Z virus = Zombie dogs Zombie dogs + dark rituals = Hellhounds Fine then. Skyscraper + A week's supply of food, water and a generator + blocked stairwell + letting decomposition run its course = victory for the living. How the hell are you gonna fit 6.6 billion people into a skyscraper? Not to mention all it takes is a single shitty wire to start a fire...
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