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Post by The Lazy One on Apr 15, 2009 13:07:49 GMT -5
I wanted to leave a few things for everyone else. I figured just a standard bright, ambitious, semi-responsible young American woman would be a good start. But Erictheblue, that was downright awesome! I exalt you! Anyone else got some Very Special Episodes? (I know I've made this thread drift and added a game, but it's a fun one.) I'm thinking something including the line "I protect myself like Fort Knox," uttered by a female. Another Special Episode: One of the boys brings home another boy with him one day. "Mom, Dad, this is (name). We're in love. We'll be going to Massachusetts to get married in a few months."
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Post by Jebediah on Apr 15, 2009 15:06:08 GMT -5
The girls always do the laundry. I would love to see one of them pull a condom out of one of their brother's pants pocket.
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Post by The Lazy One on Apr 15, 2009 16:13:35 GMT -5
The girls always do the laundry. I would love to see one of them pull a condom out of one of their brother's pants pocket. Even funnier would be if one took it to their mom and was like, "What's this?" That would be an episode I'd watch.
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Post by Vene on Apr 15, 2009 18:01:50 GMT -5
For some reason I don't think the mom knows.
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Post by MozMode on Apr 16, 2009 1:46:13 GMT -5
What an irresponsible fucking attitude. Well you have to also think, too, how are they going to afford a family like Michelle & JimBob? The only reason Michelle & Jim Bob are where they are now, with the house and the gazillion kids they can somehow afford, is through handouts and having the Discovery Channel pay for a portion of their home. If they didn't get the money from the show or the zillions of media appearances they do, I seriously doubt they would be able to handle all these kids financially. Josh Duggar is only a used car salesman, and his wife Anna will be a SAHM, from what I'm guessing. There's no way unless they too get a show of their own. Which pisses me off because the world doesn't need YET ANOTHER huge ass family of a million kids show.
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Post by MaybeNever on Apr 16, 2009 12:53:23 GMT -5
What an irresponsible fucking attitude. Well you have to also think, too, how are they going to afford a family like Michelle & JimBob? The only reason Michelle & Jim Bob are where they are now, with the house and the gazillion kids they can somehow afford, is through handouts and having the Discovery Channel pay for a portion of their home. If they didn't get the money from the show or the zillions of media appearances they do, I seriously doubt they would be able to handle all these kids financially. Josh Duggar is only a used car salesman, and his wife Anna will be a SAHM, from what I'm guessing. There's no way unless they too get a show of their own. Which pisses me off because the world doesn't need YET ANOTHER huge ass family of a million kids show. The world didn't need even one such show. The astonishing thing to me is that it's an attitude that's irresponsible in the short term, insofar as caring for a zillion kids on some guy's barely-middle-class salary is probably not going to result in the best life for them or their parents, AND in the long term, insofar as a couple having five or ten or twenty kids is going to exacerbate extant concerns of overpopulation. Precisely when the planet becomes "overpopulated" is irrelevant. We owe it to our planet and ourselves to use our brains, not our guts, in population management. And then the religious idiots get involved.
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Post by adoylelb90815 on Apr 16, 2009 13:41:03 GMT -5
This is fun--I just thought of another Very Special Episode! Jimbo brings home his girlfriend, who proceeds to talk at least one Duggar parent into a heart attack. Key lines: "Oh, I only go to church for weddings and funerals and stuff. Sometimes my grandma guilts me into going on Easter...I think I want two kids, maybe even three, but I'm not even *thinking* about kids 'til I make partner at a good law firm!" You left a few things off... "My childhood? Oh, it was great! Mother and Mom were always there for me when I needed them. Mother, that is, my biological mother, worked for NASA and was a huge help when I got stuck on my math homework. Mom, Mother's lifepartner and biologically my aunt, was a Philosophy and Women's Studies professor. Mom's brother donated the sperm to father me. That's why I'm mixed race." That was awesome! I exalt you.
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