JamaicanJesus
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Post by JamaicanJesus on Dec 11, 2010 12:48:30 GMT -5
Nappy, admit it, you want to be Orgazmo. Without having seen the movie, I can't say. you should see that movie. it's hilarious. "what makes a man, is it the woman in his arms, just cause she has big titties?"
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Post by tygerarmy on Dec 25, 2010 11:21:35 GMT -5
Wisdom, though I don't want to lose an eye for it.
Marvel Thor's powers would be nice.
Or shape-shift, and I'd become a mercenary and a prostitute.
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Post by RavynousHunter on Jan 12, 2011 17:30:55 GMT -5
Telekinesis, plain and simple. Its all I'd need to become a god.
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Post by Chi Shiro on Jan 20, 2011 13:53:47 GMT -5
Fangs and claws, please. Maybe night vision to round out the whole "creature of the night" schitk I'd have going.
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Post by brandonl337 on Jan 21, 2011 7:48:29 GMT -5
The power to control lighting(both as energy blasts and called from the sky)
So I could be a superhero and repeatedly blast fundie mega-churches; let 'em convince themselves that god is trying to make a point.
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Post by Ranger Joe on Jan 21, 2011 9:28:46 GMT -5
Teleportation and the ability to give someone an orgasm at a glance. Trust me...the world would be a better place.
No body move!! If anyone moves the bitch die---aahhh--ugghhh---Oaaaaahhhhh!!! ::thud::
LOL
Edited for: Damn you Nappy..beating me to the punch..
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Post by brandonl337 on Jan 21, 2011 11:24:01 GMT -5
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Post by tygerarmy on Jan 22, 2011 1:25:24 GMT -5
To make multiples of myself, if I could be in several places at once I'd get so much done.
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Post by The_L on Jan 22, 2011 15:56:09 GMT -5
To make multiples of myself, if I could be in several places at once I'd get so much done. Sorry, Tyger, women are the only ones who can have multiples.
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Post by tygerarmy on Jan 22, 2011 16:20:08 GMT -5
To make multiples of myself, if I could be in several places at once I'd get so much done. Sorry, Tyger, women are the only ones who can have multiples. I'm pretty sure I'm not a woman, but I'm pretty sure I can. I just need someone to try with );
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Post by Napoleon the Clown on Jan 23, 2011 3:03:49 GMT -5
Teleportation and the ability to give someone an orgasm at a glance. Trust me...the world would be a better place. No body move!! If anyone moves the bitch die---aahhh--ugghhh---Oaaaaahhhhh!!! ::thud:: LOL Edited for: Damn you Nappy..beating me to the punch.. Somebody once described a dream where he had the Orgasm Touch. I found it amusing and memorable.
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Post by Her3tiK on Feb 6, 2011 0:49:32 GMT -5
Control over the weather. Should be variable from ending droughts and snow storms to bringing tornadoes/lightning strikes/blizzards on who- or whatever happens to be pissing me off that day.
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Post by kittygogo13 on May 6, 2011 17:09:36 GMT -5
MY power would be telekinesis and telepathy (knowing what people are thinking and able to control minds...fucking awesome) Moving scumbags like rapists into moving buses without lifting a finger....fucking awesome and so many, many other things
or are we supposed to pick just ONE, if so then telekinesis definitely ;D
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Post by priestling on May 6, 2011 20:08:47 GMT -5
Hm... I'd have to go for teleportation, if I had to only pick one. It'd be so much easier to visit my friends and family.
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Post by Art Vandelay on May 6, 2011 21:55:17 GMT -5
Necromancy.
What can I say? You guys inspired me.
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