Post by MaybeNever on Dec 12, 2010 17:07:07 GMT -5
The person above me once had a tarot reading, and every card was "guy who doesn't know where his towel is."
"Great Britain's two most senior military officers added to the uneasiness. [...] Lord Wolseley, Adjutant General, thought that it might be possible for an enemy to invade without waiters and pastrycooks." -Robert K. Massie, Dreadnought
Post by the sandman on Dec 12, 2010 17:37:40 GMT -5
The person above me subsists on a diet consisting solely of the hearts of Arkansas home-ec teachers marinated in the salty sweet tears of dead children.
"Did you ever have one of those moments when you think, How the HELL did I get here? Geeze what HAPPENED to me? I was ruling the galaxy! Had a cherry new battlestation. I mean, this place had an omlet bar. A straight-up OMLET bar! Now look. My former intern's tossin me down a bottemless freaking pit. Come to think of it, my whole life has been a series of what the fuck moments." -Palpatine