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Post by Mira on Dec 12, 2010 14:38:46 GMT -5
The person above me sodomised me and left me for dead in an alley.
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Post by gyeonghwa on Dec 12, 2010 15:00:40 GMT -5
The person above has a pronounced supraorbital ridge, occipital bun, and is robust in their bone structure and lived in the lower paleolithic.
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Post by MaybeNever on Dec 12, 2010 17:07:07 GMT -5
The person above me once had a tarot reading, and every card was "guy who doesn't know where his towel is."
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Dec 12, 2010 17:24:27 GMT -5
The person above has an avatar that looks like a seedy goth opening the door to a pair of Jehovah's Witnesses after a hard nights drinking. Best description ever. May have to add it to the sig. Now, onto business: The person above me sucks off walrus...es?
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Post by the sandman on Dec 12, 2010 17:37:40 GMT -5
The person above me subsists on a diet consisting solely of the hearts of Arkansas home-ec teachers marinated in the salty sweet tears of dead children.
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Post by disgruntledcolonel on Dec 12, 2010 17:47:40 GMT -5
The person above me shall never vanquish'd be until Great Birnam wood to high Dunsinane hill shall come against him.
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Post by Sigmaleph on Dec 12, 2010 18:09:51 GMT -5
The person above me frequently complains about political correctness gone mad.
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Dec 12, 2010 18:55:43 GMT -5
The person above me loves puns relating to the word "current."
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Post by Art Vandelay on Dec 12, 2010 19:19:36 GMT -5
The person above is not really an admiral.
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Post by Sandafluffoid on Dec 12, 2010 19:33:40 GMT -5
The person above me is what a palatised ejective voiceless uvular plosive would be if it was a person.
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Dec 12, 2010 21:47:23 GMT -5
The person above me has an avatar that reads "I love cocks" when translated.
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Post by Sleepy on Dec 12, 2010 23:55:06 GMT -5
The perthon above me gave me a lithp.
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Post by impatiens on Dec 13, 2010 0:32:34 GMT -5
The person above me often has forced inter-kingdom sex.
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Post by Napoleon the Clown on Dec 13, 2010 1:07:06 GMT -5
The above is the one doing the forcing.
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Post by Mira on Dec 13, 2010 2:06:23 GMT -5
The above poster has kicked me approximately 50 times so far.
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