Post by the sandman on Dec 13, 2010 12:16:03 GMT -5
The "carpet" on the person above me does not match the "drapes...."
"Did you ever have one of those moments when you think, How the HELL did I get here? Geeze what HAPPENED to me? I was ruling the galaxy! Had a cherry new battlestation. I mean, this place had an omlet bar. A straight-up OMLET bar! Now look. My former intern's tossin me down a bottemless freaking pit. Come to think of it, my whole life has been a series of what the fuck moments." -Palpatine
I think the thought of ironbite licking Caitshidhe's ears till cows came is far more disturbing than any naked flesh we could post. Sexy thoughts are universally ruined by the introduction of farm animals.
The person above me is a Nigerian banker who will give you a million dollars only if you sell the sexual enhancement pills on a date with an apparently "desperate" housewife who will fix your mortgage rate.