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Post by Napoleon the Clown on Dec 15, 2010 12:50:56 GMT -5
The person above me is the leprechaun's shoulder devil.
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Post by Sigmaleph on Dec 15, 2010 15:27:26 GMT -5
The person above me torments children by staring at them for hours.
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Post by lordy on Dec 16, 2010 4:32:10 GMT -5
The person above me poses for porn magazines on a regular basis.
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Post by chad sexington on Dec 16, 2010 4:44:25 GMT -5
The person above me fantasises about this every night.
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Post by impatiens on Dec 16, 2010 13:06:41 GMT -5
The person above me has the ability to grow replacement penises.
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Post by Sleepy on Dec 17, 2010 10:16:47 GMT -5
The person above whispers to me from my closet as I try to sleep.
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Post by gomer21xx on Dec 17, 2010 12:50:33 GMT -5
The person above me could be seen riding a mechanical bull, for some reason. o.o;
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Post by impatiens on Dec 17, 2010 17:16:11 GMT -5
The person above me rides mechanical bulls in a completely different way.
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Post by MaybeNever on Dec 17, 2010 17:35:20 GMT -5
The person above me will use a swarm of botanical penises to rape the person below me.
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Post by Napoleon the Clown on Dec 17, 2010 19:13:24 GMT -5
The person above me stands between me and the rapings, so he gets to be raped first.
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Post by devilschaplain2 on Dec 17, 2010 20:19:31 GMT -5
The person above me can only get off by sticking a soup ladle up his ass.
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Post by the sandman on Dec 17, 2010 21:42:24 GMT -5
The person above me is such a bad speller he has to edit a 16 word post containing nothing longer than a 2 syllable word.
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Post by ironbite on Dec 17, 2010 21:49:28 GMT -5
The person above me can't use a computer without the use of a suppository
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Dec 17, 2010 21:58:51 GMT -5
The person above me is really a mammal.
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Post by gyeonghwa on Dec 17, 2010 22:23:23 GMT -5
The person above is not a pipe.
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