Post by doktor on Apr 14, 2009 1:57:23 GMT -5
Some Canaan tribes try to set up a different identity, and borrow from Sumerian Myths so heavily that they would have to stay in jail forever for plagiarism today. They massacre cities and justify it with a racist religion of Chosen bullshit and call themselves Jews.
Years pass, they almost kill Benjamin tribe entirely for a rape case and kidnap women and enslave them to make up for the lost guys.
Also, Jews started Global Warming when they made a tale justifying shepherds over farming, therefore favoring livestock raising even though a vegan farming diet would do wonders today.
Some Jewish Guy tries to explain evil and suffering and sets up a servant of God named Hashatan, the Accuser, a guy that tests the wavering Jews.
Then Persians enslave some Jews when they defeated Israel, and make them settle near Babylon. They got a kickass religion named Zoroastraism which pretty much shaped today's Jews.
They see its all cool etc, and see it has a dichotomy, Two Gods equal , one good and one evil, and both associated with deep rituals,good and evil, flames and shit.
So they think Ahriman could be a role model for Hashatan when they got back to Israel. Instead of monotonous one way stuff, they redesign Hashatan and make a word play with a Persian word:
Sheitan, the Adversary. No more an accuser, it was an adversary and cultural transmogrification was done.
Afterwards, some Jesus guy made a dance with fingers and hands and convinced everyone to follow him, 5 centuries later Mohammad entered the same fucktardery franchise.
End of the lesson.
Years pass, they almost kill Benjamin tribe entirely for a rape case and kidnap women and enslave them to make up for the lost guys.
Also, Jews started Global Warming when they made a tale justifying shepherds over farming, therefore favoring livestock raising even though a vegan farming diet would do wonders today.
Some Jewish Guy tries to explain evil and suffering and sets up a servant of God named Hashatan, the Accuser, a guy that tests the wavering Jews.
Then Persians enslave some Jews when they defeated Israel, and make them settle near Babylon. They got a kickass religion named Zoroastraism which pretty much shaped today's Jews.
They see its all cool etc, and see it has a dichotomy, Two Gods equal , one good and one evil, and both associated with deep rituals,good and evil, flames and shit.
So they think Ahriman could be a role model for Hashatan when they got back to Israel. Instead of monotonous one way stuff, they redesign Hashatan and make a word play with a Persian word:
Sheitan, the Adversary. No more an accuser, it was an adversary and cultural transmogrification was done.
Afterwards, some Jesus guy made a dance with fingers and hands and convinced everyone to follow him, 5 centuries later Mohammad entered the same fucktardery franchise.
End of the lesson.
