till
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Post by till on Dec 11, 2010 17:28:37 GMT -5
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Post by Sigmaleph on Dec 11, 2010 20:30:06 GMT -5
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Dec 11, 2010 23:41:42 GMT -5
We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, so give us some cash!
Deck the halls with bells of holly, falalalala, lalalala! Give us cash or we'll never stop singing, falalalala, lalalala!
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Post by MaybeNever on Dec 15, 2010 21:52:38 GMT -5
This is mildly tangential, but these are revised Christmas songs I wrote a few years ago. I was pretty happy with them, to the extent that I wrote a second set that is not herein included. If anybody cares enough to ask, I'll add those too. Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way! Oh what fun It is to ride In a souped-up 1967 Mustang with a convertible roof oh and a jet engine strapped the back, Too bad all we have is this stupid sleigh What are we, Norwegians?
Little Drummer Boy
Come they told me, pa rum pum pum pum A new born King to see, pa rum pum pum pum Our finest gifts we bring, pa rum pum pum pum To lay before the King, pa rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,
So to honor Him, pa rum pum pum pum, When we come.
Little Baby, pa rum pum pum pum I am a poor boy too, pa rum pum pum pum I have no gift to bring, pa rum pum pum pum That's fit to give the King, pa rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,
Shall I play for you, pa rum pum pum pum, On my drum?
Mary nodded, pa rum pum pum pum So I busted out in a bitchin' solo like from some metal song or whatever pa rum pum pum pum tat tat ratatat pum tat tat And then the guitars came in all grinding and stuff It was awesome.
Jesus totally dug it.
Silver Bells
Silver bells, silver bells It's Christmas time in the city Ring-a-ling, hear them ring Soon it will be Christmas day
City sidewalks, busy sidewalks Dressed in holiday style In the air there's a feeling of Christmas Oh wait that's the smell of hobos dead from exposure Never mind.
Carol of the Bells
Hark how the bells, sweet silver bells, all seem to say, throw cares away
Yeah, just put them wherever, it's cool, the maid will get it oh hey a penny
Oh how they pound, raising the sound, o'er hill and dale, telling their tale,
Gaily they ring like a bunch of homos only why do they have rings they can't be married fags
Merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas, Merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas, On on they send, on without end, their joyful tone to every home Dong Ding dong ding, dong Bong
Haha, we just said bong high five.
I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas Just like the ones I used to know Where the treetops glisten, and children listen So you don't have to bruise your hand beating them
I mean I guess you could use a sack full of sweet Valencia oranges But those things cost a bundle in winter time Unless you live in California or Florida or wherever But Jesus I'm not stupid, dreaming of a white Christmas and Living in California or Florida
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas With every Christmas card I write May your days be merry and bright And may all your Christmases be white
Basically what I'm saying is hopefully That black couple across the street Will move out so we can enjoy our holiday for once.
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