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Post by Napoleon the Clown on Dec 15, 2010 22:00:42 GMT -5
Nice.
Might I recommend instead calling the small forest a copse? Just for the sake of fewer words (and maybe forcing someone to use a dictionary.... mwahahahahaha).
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Post by Dragon Zachski on Dec 17, 2010 0:22:37 GMT -5
*stabs in completely random directions*
NO!
SNOW!
EVEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
(Guess who hates it because he has to shovel it?)
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Post by Haseen on Dec 17, 2010 6:17:19 GMT -5
I <3 snow. Part of it is that it doesn't snow too often, and it doesn't stay around for more than a week or so. I also like to write little comedy things, but they're generally more like stand up comedy ideas than a full blown article.
For example:
Sports teams are often animals, or like warriors, so you get headlines like "Bears Maul Tigers," or "Vikings defeat Lions". There's always that split second of "holy shit that's awesome!" before you realize it's in the sports section. But what if, like, actual animals attacked a sports team? Then the headline would be "Bears Maul Tigers. 12 Dead."
If I had a sports team, I'd name them the Prostitutes, because the headlines after games would always be awesome. "Prostitutes pull it off in overtime." "Pirates finally score with Prostitutes." "Bears wrestle with Prostitutes, come out on top" The best would be if they were a really good baseball team: "Braves only get to third base with Prostitutes" How embarassing!
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Post by Rime on Dec 17, 2010 21:18:20 GMT -5
*stabs in completely random directions* NO! SNOW! EVEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! (Guess who hates it because he has to shovel it?) The only thing that gets me down about snow now is that there were a few things I wanted to get done before it fell. Aside from that? WAX THE TOBOGGAN! |
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