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Post by worlder on Dec 22, 2010 21:56:41 GMT -5
If this was fiction it would be badass. But because this is reality, creepy. OK, creepypasta time. THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS SADDAM!!! ROFL.
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Post by brandonl337 on Dec 25, 2010 18:02:45 GMT -5
Wow, now that takes dedication. They should burn it. it might be a horcrux. Regular fire isn't enough to destroy horcruxes.[/quote] No but Fiendfyre can, or a magic sword, or Basilisk venom. but yes, we can't risk it, burn it up! burn it up!
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Post by szaleniec on Dec 25, 2010 18:20:59 GMT -5
I wonder how long before we see an urban fantasy novel with Saddam's blood Koran as the MacGuffin.
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Post by brandonl337 on Dec 26, 2010 1:37:37 GMT -5
Gimme some time to work a plot together and I'll start one.
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Post by tolpuddlemartyr on Dec 26, 2010 8:20:41 GMT -5
Weird shit
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Post by lighthorseman on Dec 26, 2010 9:00:46 GMT -5
So... the upshot is, in future time of need, we can clone him from the ink?
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Post by Thejebusfire on Dec 27, 2010 15:04:12 GMT -5
I've read some pretty weird things, but that's just...disturbing.
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