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Post by MaybeNever on Jul 19, 2010 8:13:55 GMT -5
I've celebrated All Hallow's Eve or Samhain many times... no demons. Damn. What did I do wrong? Did you smear yourself with ram's blood? If you're using goat's blood or, worse, lamb's blood, you're not going to get the demons you're looking for.
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Post by sithyeti on Jul 19, 2010 8:55:44 GMT -5
I've celebrated All Hallow's Eve or Samhain many times... no demons. Damn. What did I do wrong? Did you smear yourself with ram's blood? If you're using goat's blood or, worse, lamb's blood, you're not going to get the demons you're looking for. I used baby's blood and that works too.
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Post by ironbite on Jul 19, 2010 15:01:07 GMT -5
*Bargo voice* You're a nasty little demon, aren't you? Aren't you? Reow! That's how you spell it phonetically but not how it's spelt.
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Post by Meshakhad on Jul 20, 2010 18:25:59 GMT -5
Did you smear yourself with ram's blood? If you're using goat's blood or, worse, lamb's blood, you're not going to get the demons you're looking for. I used baby's blood and that works too. It works in reverse. I smeared demon's blood on myself and summoned a baby.
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Post by devilschaplain2 on Jul 20, 2010 20:21:48 GMT -5
Kinda wish the U.S. made this masterpiece of paranoia:
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Post by worlder on Jul 20, 2010 20:23:36 GMT -5
Kinda wish the U.S. made this masterpiece of paranoia: Still I do kinda think is the least ridiculous of all the images shown here.
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Post by Phys on Jul 20, 2010 21:07:07 GMT -5
Reporting signs of suspiciously high usage of chemicals is one thing, but a few bottles poking out of the top of a bin is not a sign of a terrorist, at least not one with much sense. If I were a terrorist, I would at least have the sense to put those bottles in a black bag, or push them down out of sight. We occasionally have ads for a similar hotline here, but at least they say things like "I thought it was suspicious that he had a huge supply of chlorine but no swimming pool". Maybe we just have a less paranoid government, or more intelligent terrorists (although the only ones caught for a while have been pretty dim).
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Post by Thejebusfire on Jul 20, 2010 22:34:57 GMT -5
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Post by Vene on Jul 20, 2010 23:27:35 GMT -5
Kinda wish the U.S. made this masterpiece of paranoia: Still I do kinda think is the least ridiculous of all the images shown here. It's stupid, I mean, I can use urine to make explosives, does this mean that we should target people with septic tanks?
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Post by Mira on Jul 21, 2010 2:21:11 GMT -5
Target people with kidneys.
Then take their kidneys.
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Post by Vypernight on Jul 21, 2010 6:31:10 GMT -5
I've celebrated All Hallow's Eve or Samhain many times... no demons. Damn. What did I do wrong? Sorry, the past 2 decades have been pretty hectic around Halloween. I'll try to send some your way this year.
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Post by Shane for Wax on Jul 21, 2010 8:03:27 GMT -5
Yay! Demons!
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Post by Mlle Antéchrist on Jul 21, 2010 8:20:00 GMT -5
I'm more partial to goblins, myself.
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Post by Distind on Jul 21, 2010 12:02:37 GMT -5
Well, how stupid do you have to be to think randomly killing people will help you achive your goals against an entrenched government with minimal public support?
There is the odd exception, but typically they're idiots.
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Jul 21, 2010 12:43:58 GMT -5
*Bargo voice* You're a nasty little demon, aren't you? Aren't you? Reow! That's how you spell it phonetically but not how it's spelt. I know, it's Bhargo, but I've seen it spelled 3 different ways on the site and just picked the easiest. Shoot me!
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