Post by Dragon Zachski on Apr 18, 2009 20:24:12 GMT -5
Oh, I forgot to mention one thing.
He'd probably also be the Republican's worst enemy.
If you see me typing in "quotes", that's because I'm remembering what it was like to be a fundie and then typing as if I was one :3 "Please. Understand that I only want to share God's love with you. I mean you no harm, really. You need to stop sinning."
I think the thought of ironbite licking Caitshidhe's ears till cows came is far more disturbing than any naked flesh we could post. Sexy thoughts are universally ruined by the introduction of farm animals.
Post by Star Cluster on Apr 22, 2009 21:55:49 GMT -5
I said other. Going by all available evidence, he would be a first time inhabitant of this planet.
Religion is an insult to human dignity. Without it you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.--Steven Weinberg
Religion can never reform mankind because religion is slavery--Robert G. Ingersoll
I don't know why people compare George Carlin to God. He's great and all, but he's no George Carlin.-Anon.
The religious right would readily label him a "dirty, pacifist, liberal hippie who is bringing down America with his 'judge not lest ye be judged' and 'he who is without sin cast the first stone' type of thinking" which is unacceptable to the religious right.
Post by adoylelb90815 on Apr 23, 2009 15:36:40 GMT -5
He would be labeled a hippie, or even a Middle Eastern terrorist because he wouldn't look the way fundies think he does. He would also be their worst enemy because he'd show unconditional love, and that he does NOT hate gays.
“I do not feel obliged to believe that the same god who has endowed us with sense, reason and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.” - Galileo Galilei