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Man murdered by cock Feb 5, 2011 1:34:52 GMT -5

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Post by syaoranvee on Feb 5, 2011 1:34:52 GMT -5

EARLIMART, Calif. -- Investigators say a 35-year-old California man who died at a hospital on Sunday was killed by a rooster

Jose Luis Ochoa was stabbed by a knife attached to the leg of a fighting rooster, the Kern County coroner's office said Friday.

Officials said an autopsy determined Ochoa died as a result of a stab wound to the calf, and the death was ruled accidental.

The coroner did not specify exactly how the calf wound killed Ochoa, whether it was excessive bleeding, infection or something else.

Investigators said it was not known if a cockfight was under way at the time of the accident.

www.komonews.com/news/national/115320454.html

What kind of way is this to go out, seriously.

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Man murdered by cock Feb 5, 2011 5:55:22 GMT -5

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Post by The_L on Feb 5, 2011 5:55:22 GMT -5

It's "not known" whether a cockfight was taking place? Seriously?

Why else would anyone attach a weapon to a rooster's claws, if not for unfair advantage in a cockfight? If it wasn't underway, then it was either about to start or had just ended.

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Man murdered by cock Feb 5, 2011 20:44:23 GMT -5

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Post by Mira on Feb 5, 2011 20:44:23 GMT -5

Feb 5, 2011 1:34:52 GMT -5 syaoranvee said:

Officials said an autopsy determined Ochoa died as a result of a stab wound to the calf, and the death was ruled accidental.

Bullshit, we all know that rooster acted with premeditation.

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Post by ironbite on Feb 5, 2011 5:33:28 GMT -5

Post by The_L on Feb 5, 2011 5:55:22 GMT -5

Post by Shane for Wax on Feb 5, 2011 7:08:25 GMT -5

Post by tgrwulf on Feb 5, 2011 9:53:02 GMT -5

Post by Random Guy on Feb 5, 2011 16:49:09 GMT -5

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