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Post by the sandman on Feb 5, 2011 15:01:43 GMT -5
Fever holding at 101. Out of juice. Out of food. Out of Advil. Will to live...fading. Must...hold...on...until...wife...gets home. If I don't make it...scatter my ashes over the Sea of Tranquility. Tell the papers my last words were, "To the last, I will grapple with thee... from Hell's heart, I stab at thee! For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!"
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Post by gyeonghwa on Feb 5, 2011 15:07:47 GMT -5
Holyshit man. If you're fever gets any worse, perhaps it's time to call for an ambulance.
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Post by the sandman on Feb 5, 2011 15:13:53 GMT -5
The sandman has medic training from the BAF. I remember my instructor saying "104 OUT THE DOOR!" If a fever hits 104 you call 9-11. At 103 you go to the doctor. At 102 you wait it out and see if it gets worse. 101 is just sucky rest and liquids.
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Post by kmc on Feb 5, 2011 15:15:14 GMT -5
I hope you feel better soon. I'm spending my weekend in bed too.
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Post by m52nickerson on Feb 5, 2011 16:43:56 GMT -5
Just hold on until the wife gets home. I hope you feel better soon.
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Post by tgrwulf on Feb 5, 2011 18:40:59 GMT -5
Feel better dude. :/
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Post by Mira on Feb 5, 2011 21:54:22 GMT -5
Holy fuck, Sandman, the topic title scared the hell out of me.
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Post by Vene on Feb 5, 2011 22:01:26 GMT -5
Holy fuck, Sandman, the topic title scared the hell out of me. I was thinking he'd grown senile and thought today was April 1 st.
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Post by Shane for Wax on Feb 5, 2011 22:09:54 GMT -5
Jesus Christ man, don't do that to me. Nearly gave me a heart attack.
Hope your fever gets better!
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Post by Thejebusfire on Feb 5, 2011 22:19:38 GMT -5
Holy fuck, Sandman, the topic title scared the hell out of me. Me too. I thought Sandman had cancer or something. But do get better soon Sandman.
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Post by the sandman on Feb 5, 2011 22:57:39 GMT -5
Whoops. Did nae mean to mislead with the thread title. I shall apply the Whip of Punishment.
I actually am a cancer survivor, and get screened every three months just waiting for the bastard to rear its ugly head again. But according to my wife, the cancer was probably the real healthy tissue and I'M the actual tumor. Ah, my wife. What a maroon.
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Post by ironbite on Feb 5, 2011 23:39:58 GMT -5
If he does die I get his modship.
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Post by Mira on Feb 5, 2011 23:42:15 GMT -5
I wouldn't trust IBs with a modcanoe.
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Post by Napoleon the Clown on Feb 5, 2011 23:42:20 GMT -5
If he does die I get his modship. No. Get well soon, Sandman. FSTDT loves you and is saddened by your being ill.
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Post by The_L on Feb 6, 2011 5:10:24 GMT -5
Holy fuck, Sandman, the topic title scared the hell out of me. This. On the other hand, a high fever can certainly feel like you're dying. Get well soon, Sandman.
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