If suicide bombing were replaced with angry texting, that would be so rad.
"FK U INFDL PIGZ KABOOM!!!"?
"lol ded :x"
"Great Britain's two most senior military officers added to the uneasiness. [...] Lord Wolseley, Adjutant General, thought that it might be possible for an enemy to invade without waiters and pastrycooks." -Robert K. Massie, Dreadnought