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Post by Runa on Mar 9, 2011 17:36:15 GMT -5
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As a 30-year-old (in less than a week) university student, I would like to tell the Rethuglicans to go perform biologically impossible sex acts upon themselves with rusty, dull, cutting implements lubricated with jalapeno sauce.
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Post by Thejebusfire on Mar 9, 2011 17:38:44 GMT -5
Also, if we're going to cut out students for being too ignorant, we should cut out the elderly for being too senile. Last time I checked, the majority of the tea party weren't college kids. |
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Post by Caitshidhe on Mar 9, 2011 17:39:04 GMT -5
This may be the greatest profanity I have ever heard, or ever will hear. Marry me and have my unbaby. Thank you! ;D I am trying to reduce my use of traditional profanity, in order to a) follow Catholic Lenten tradition to please various members of my church, and b) have fun making more colorful profanities. When we get married, can we celebrate by banning straight marriage and eating the flesh of aborted babies? (Following in the footsteps of all hypothetical gay marriages, according to fundies) Well of COURSE we can! I was going to suggest a fresh-fetus buffet at the wedding reception and a cake with fluffy icing made from smooth-blended and whipped embryos. Also, for our honeymoon, we can rape puppies. Gay puppies, naturally. |
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Post by Hyperio on Mar 9, 2011 17:41:59 GMT -5
...galloping snickerdoodles on a stick. I wonder who on Facebook might be interested in this? (mwhahahahaha) Can I use it in my signature? It's a great reation to this piece of manure by GOP! |
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Post by Smurfette Principle on Mar 9, 2011 17:46:19 GMT -5
Thank you! ;D I am trying to reduce my use of traditional profanity, in order to a) follow Catholic Lenten tradition to please various members of my church, and b) have fun making more colorful profanities. When we get married, can we celebrate by banning straight marriage and eating the flesh of aborted babies? (Following in the footsteps of all hypothetical gay marriages, according to fundies) Well of COURSE we can! I was going to suggest a fresh-fetus buffet at the wedding reception and a cake with fluffy icing made from smooth-blended and whipped embryos. Also, for our honeymoon, we can rape puppies. Gay puppies, naturally. Oh, goody! Maybe we need to rape gay puppy embryos to reach that next level of depravity. Maybe we should rape the aborted puppies to death, eat their flesh, and sew their skins into our clothing. ;D |
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Post by Runa on Mar 9, 2011 17:46:59 GMT -5
Thank you! ;D I am trying to reduce my use of traditional profanity, in order to a) follow Catholic Lenten tradition to please various members of my church, and b) have fun making more colorful profanities. When we get married, can we celebrate by banning straight marriage and eating the flesh of aborted babies? (Following in the footsteps of all hypothetical gay marriages, according to fundies) Well of COURSE we can! I was going to suggest a fresh-fetus buffet at the wedding reception and a cake with fluffy icing made from smooth-blended and whipped embryos. Also, for our honeymoon, we can rape puppies. Gay puppies, naturally. As one of the resident Norse pagans, may I make an offering of freshly pillaged fetuses, gay puppies taken from Christian homes, and a rope made from holy foreskins? In return, I merely ask for pictures.  |
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Post by Smurfette Principle on Mar 9, 2011 17:48:39 GMT -5
...galloping snickerdoodles on a stick. I wonder who on Facebook might be interested in this? (mwhahahahaha) Can I use it in my signature? It's a great reation to this piece of manure by GOP! Sure! |
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Post by Hyperio on Mar 9, 2011 18:06:00 GMT -5
Can I use it in my signature? It's a great reation to this piece of manure by GOP! Sure! Thank you! My first reaction isn't as original - are Republicans so secure in their "method" that they're not hiding it? I hope such blatant gaming the system can be stopped!  |
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Post by Napoleon the Clown on Mar 9, 2011 18:09:04 GMT -5
*cough*
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Post by shykid on Mar 9, 2011 18:15:39 GMT -5
I see this as a good thing--not the violation of voting rights part, but the fact they're even trying to do this. It shows that the wingnut WASP brigade knows the younger generation is immune to their emotional appeals, fear-mongering, race-baiting, red-scare, class-warfare-crying bullshit. And it scares them shitless.
They got voted in on irrational incumbent resentment and the Tea Party astroturf fad, not for their actual principles, so they know they're gonna be voted out just as whimsically as they were voted in unless they keep the base pandered and the opposition away from the polls.
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Post by chad sexington on Mar 9, 2011 20:47:58 GMT -5
Thank you! ;D I am trying to reduce my use of traditional profanity, in order to [...] b) have fun making more colorful profanities. This is a worthy goal |
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Mar 9, 2011 23:06:54 GMT -5
Ahahahaha...ahhhh...yeah, just try to take away my right to vote, you fucktards. You think your little group of cosplayers knows revolution? Not until you take away my right to protect my rights.
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Post by ltfred on Mar 9, 2011 23:08:22 GMT -5
I wonder if those GOPers have any hard numbers about this alleged voter fraud they constantly cite for this law. It's 0%. There has not been a case of proven voter fraud where a person got to vote twice in decades. The number of people fradulently disallowed their right to vote by a planned Republican policy is numbered in the thousands. Mostly African Americans. Vote fraud is a strategy for the Republicans. |
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Post by Dragon Zachski on Mar 9, 2011 23:20:18 GMT -5
I wonder if those GOPers have any hard numbers about this alleged voter fraud they constantly cite for this law. It's 0%. There has not been a case of proven voter fraud where a person got to vote twice in decades. The number of people fradulently disallowed their right to vote by a planned Republican policy is numbered in the thousands. Mostly African Americans. Vote fraud is a strategy for the Republicans. Normally I'd call you on conspiracy theory, but... It's not theory anymore -_- |
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Post by Amaranth on Mar 10, 2011 1:06:10 GMT -5
Ahahahaha...ahhhh...yeah, just try to take away my right to vote, you fucktards. You think your little group of cosplayers knows revolution? Not until you take away my right to protect my rights. They're nto listening. And they won't, unless you're carrying a gun. And if you're carrying a gun, they'll assume you're on their side. It's lose-lose. |
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