If you’re going to pistol-whip someone for a car, aim higher than a 2004 used Nissan. However, no vehicle should inspire that in a person. Minds devoid of logic wig me out. Perchance, the Nissan drove her to do it. Life was getting hard to navigate.
MaybeNever- Perhaps the solution then is to throw the chihuahua at the bad guy, then pump the shotgun while eating a big slice of cantaloupe. Am fear nach glèidh na h-airm san t-sìth, cha bhi iad aige 'n àm a' chogaidh.
I think the thought of ironbite licking Caitshidhe's ears till cows came is far more disturbing than any naked flesh we could post. Sexy thoughts are universally ruined by the introduction of farm animals.
Post by DeadpanDoubter on Apr 3, 2011 18:25:21 GMT -5
Jeeze...the one time I hit my mum, it was in the arm, bare-fisted and not nearly as hard as I wanted to hit, and she still didn't reconsider beating my ass until she realized that constantly poking and annoying a depressed person isn't the best thing to do. If I'd even THOUGHT of pistol-whipping her, especially for a goddamned car, I'd still be sitting in jail or a homeless shelter...with a broken nose, nursing a poorly healed arm.
Dear Honor Student's Mom: If your daughter doesn't stop being a violent little prat, that's going to ruin her chances at a decent life far worse than just not being able to go to a particular school.
Mudblood Slytherin, class of '08-- Voted "Most Likely to be Shivved In Their Sleep"