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Post by Ian1732 on Apr 12, 2011 21:38:48 GMT -5
I only put this here because I have no clue where it should go, but I still feel that you guys would be interested.
So, in the latest of my romantic shenanigans, I met a girl through an acting class that I take. She turns out to have a crush on me, so I take it, and then we're dating for a while. So eventually, come spring break, she stops texting me for a while, which I deem unusual. Eventually her steals her phone, and texts me like she always does, and after a lengthy conversation, it turns out that my girlfriend is a lesbian. So long story short, right when I think I understand romance, BAM, LESBIANS.
Anyone else have any unique experiences with dating?
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Post by davedan on Apr 12, 2011 23:01:50 GMT -5
I only put this here because I have no clue where it should go, but I still feel that you guys would be interested. So, in the latest of my romantic shenanigans, I met a girl through an acting class that I take. She turns out to have a crush on me, so I take it, and then we're dating for a while. So eventually, come spring break, she stops texting me for a while, which I deem unusual. Eventually her steals her phone, and texts me like she always does, and after a lengthy conversation, it turns out that my girlfriend is a lesbian. So long story short, right when I think I understand romance, BAM, LESBIANS. Anyone else have any unique experiences with dating? Yeah that's why Weezer wrote a song about it? But in this case the easy answer seems to be threesome |
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Post by Dragon Zachski on Apr 12, 2011 23:28:48 GMT -5
That actually happened to a friend of mine. He ended up harboring a distaste for lesbian imagery for a long time after that.
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Post by wmdkitty on Apr 12, 2011 23:33:58 GMT -5
I'm assuming you're male. Her orientation (hetero, bi, lesbian, whatever) is irrelevant for the moment. Fact is, she should have been honest about it, and discussed it with you, instead of going all, "silent treatment... SURPRISE! LESBIANS!" 'Cuz that's just fucking rude.
Good luck, man. I'm female, and I don't understand women either.
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Post by The_L on Apr 13, 2011 10:21:43 GMT -5
I concur with the above statements that Ms. Surprise Lesbian is a complete dick.
I once had a friend who was invited by some drunk girls for a threesome. He pulled down his pants, and realized that they were lesbians, and had somehow mistaken him for one. He didn't score.
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Post by Ian1732 on Apr 13, 2011 17:13:00 GMT -5
Well, to be fair, she's incredibly shy, and her friend tells me she wasn't sure how she was going to tell me.
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Post by Shane for Wax on Apr 13, 2011 17:51:48 GMT -5
I don't know which is worse. SURPRISE LESBIANS! Or SURPRISE STRAIGHT!
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Post by happycheeze on Apr 13, 2011 18:29:13 GMT -5
I don't know which is worse. SURPRISE LESBIANS! Or SURPRISE STRAIGHT! What about SUPRISE BUTTSECKS? |
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Post by Dragon Zachski on Apr 29, 2011 5:07:13 GMT -5
I don't know which is worse. SURPRISE LESBIANS! Or SURPRISE STRAIGHT! They're equally bad. |
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Post by Shane for Wax on Apr 29, 2011 5:26:07 GMT -5
I only know I've been burned by SURPRISE! STRAIGHT!
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Post by lighthorseman on Apr 29, 2011 5:42:16 GMT -5
I had a girl dump me because I'm uncircumcised, once.
Funny story...
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Post by The_L on Apr 29, 2011 6:22:44 GMT -5
I had a girl dump me because I'm uncircumcised, once. Funny story... "OMG he has slightly more skin on his penis than the average guy! THE HORROR!!" Seriously, it's just a flap of skin. What's the big deal? |
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Post by Shane for Wax on Apr 29, 2011 6:27:57 GMT -5
I could live my whole life without knowing who is circumcised and who isn't.
With that said, parents should never tell their children they have been circumcised. It's just... no.
EDITED because of spelling error.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Apr 29, 2011 6:34:10 GMT -5
I had a girl dump me because I'm uncircumcised, once. Funny story... At that point, I would hand her a scalpel, or failing that, maybe a piece of broken glass and tell her that I'm willing to snip my tackle if she's willing to do the same to hers. Fair's fair and whatnot. |
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Post by m52nickerson on Apr 29, 2011 15:19:42 GMT -5
I had a girl dump me because I'm uncircumcised, once. Funny story... You should have just told her it was cold and needed to be wamed up! |
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