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Post by wmdkitty on May 1, 2011 1:19:12 GMT -5
Some of these followers need to be on a suicide watch after May 21st. Seriously, I've heard reports of some of them giving all their stuff away. So what if they commit suicide? As far as I'm concerned, it's that many fewer idiots around to fuck up the world.
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Post by Runa on May 1, 2011 2:24:03 GMT -5
*sigh*
Poor bastards when it doesn't happen.
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Post by Haseen on May 1, 2011 3:16:21 GMT -5
A day or two after the "rapture", people should post stuff on twitter like "Parents are gone. Weren't robbed; nothing missing, but changes of clothes are laid out in their favorite chairs."
Then sit back with popcorn and watch the fundies panic.
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Post by foolishwisdom on May 1, 2011 9:29:20 GMT -5
A day or two after the "rapture", people should post stuff on twitter like "Parents are gone. Weren't robbed; nothing missing, but changes of clothes are laid out in their favorite chairs." Then sit back with popcorn and watch the fundies panic. ...I dunno, it felt appropriate...
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Post by Napoleon the Clown on May 1, 2011 14:17:26 GMT -5
Someone should make a Rapture Ready account just to post that. Name the thread something like "Parents vanished".
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Post by Doctor Fishcake on May 1, 2011 14:19:26 GMT -5
Some of these followers need to be on a suicide watch after May 21st. Seriously, I've heard reports of some of them giving all their stuff away. I had a look through some of their shit, there wasn't much worth taking.
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Post by Mlle Antéchrist on May 1, 2011 14:28:11 GMT -5
Someone should make a Rapture Ready account just to post that. Name the thread something like "Parents vanished". I'd totally do it if I wasn't using my account there to scope out amusing threads. Maybe I should sign up using a proxy...
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Post by Thejebusfire on May 1, 2011 14:35:24 GMT -5
Three days before Halloween. What kind of god would rob us of sweet, sweet candy like that? Wait, if the Christians are gone, that means more candy for us. In that case... what kind of god would rob us of a surplus of sweet, sweet candy like that? If the Christians are gone then there's no one around to bitch about Halloween.
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Post by Mlle Antéchrist on May 1, 2011 14:46:33 GMT -5
Hallelujah!
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Post by maanantai on May 1, 2011 17:49:24 GMT -5
Someone should make a Rapture Ready account just to post that. Name the thread something like "Parents vanished". Well, if someone would do that, they should also add some extra to it... like #NOT born-again x-tian parents" or even *gasp* catholic parents
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Post by anti-nonsense on May 2, 2011 16:06:08 GMT -5
Someone should make a Rapture Ready account just to post that. Name the thread something like "Parents vanished". Well, if someone would do that, they should also add some extra to it... like #NOT born-again x-tian parents" or even *gasp* catholic parents was thinking the same thing, if you''re going to fuck with their heads you might as well go as far as you can.
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Post by Shane for Wax on May 2, 2011 16:26:14 GMT -5
damnmit stop giving me ideas.
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Post by foolishwisdom on May 2, 2011 23:12:36 GMT -5
Put this on Rapture Ready on the 22nd
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Post by Haseen on May 3, 2011 3:20:38 GMT -5
I've tried going to RR with a proxy, but it was blocked, and said "proxies are for terrorists", or some equally absurd/paranoid thing. I'm sure there are proxies out there that will work, but I'm not gonna waste my time to find one.
They also obsessively read this board, this thread most likely included.
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Post by Doctor Fishcake on May 3, 2011 6:31:17 GMT -5
I've tried going to RR with a proxy, but it was blocked, and said "proxies are for terrorists", or some equally absurd/paranoid thing. I would love to see a screenshot of that - sounds potentially submissible!
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