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Post by atheistcrusader on Apr 26, 2009 17:57:08 GMT -5
Ok peeps, heres a question to get you all thinking. What is the most embarrassing/ truely horrible story you've ever heard (or possibly experienced. I'll set the bar at a fairly low level, hopefully we can get to gutter level fairly promptly. My ex-girlfreind had just qualified as a Dr in Oxford, and this guy came into casualty (E.R) with a blanket around his groin. My ex approached him and ushered him into a cubicle, but all the time he was requesting for a male doctor. Unperterbed, she continued to question him, and eventually she managed to talk him into removing the blanket, and there attached to the guys penis was a pit bull terrier, arse first no less, looking quite confused and slightly uncomfortable. The patients excuse was that he was in the shower, and the dog jumped in with him, and the guy "slipped", and impaled poor fido up the bum. needless to say the R.S.P.C.A where promptly informed. so have you guys got any stories to top that?? im sure judging by the posts here there will be pleanty ;D
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Post by Art Vandelay on Apr 26, 2009 23:01:21 GMT -5
I think I've told this one before at some point on this forum but I may as well potentially tell it again.
A few years back I was living in a house with a fireplace, and I also had a large German Shepard. It was spring and as a result the dog was shedding her winter coat, resulting in loose hair everywhere. One afternoon I was in the living room, pulling loose hair off the dog to speed up the process, hopefully to make both the dog more comfortable and the house less hairy, and quite quickly I had a massive handful of dog hair. In order to dispose of it I would normally either throw it outside or stick it in the garbage, but I couldn't be arsed to get up and go to the bin/door, so I looked for an alternative. I then noticed the fireplace, barely half a metre away and decided this would do the job nicely. As you can probably imagine when it came time to light a fire the entire house stunk quite strongly of burning hair.
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Post by wmdkitty on Apr 26, 2009 23:10:47 GMT -5
Go Here -- I *still* feel bad about it.
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Post by Cymraes on May 13, 2009 4:47:04 GMT -5
This happened when I was doing a term as a nurse in an Accident and Emergency Unit.
A young man and young woman walked into the unit. He was limping and clutching his groin area, she had two black eyes and a very bruised face. Both were highly embarrassed. While I sent for a doctor to examine the lacerations on his, how shall I put it, personal member, the couple confessed to me the cause of their injuries.
It seems that she was pleasuring him orally, but unfortunately had an epileptic fit. He, being in agony due to the fact that her teeth were clamped around an extremely sensitive area, could only respond by hitting her to make her let go.
I understand that her face healed a lot faster than his injuries...
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Post by erictheblue on May 15, 2009 21:18:03 GMT -5
This happened when I was doing a term as a nurse in an Accident and Emergency Unit. A young man and young woman walked into the unit. He was limping and clutching his groin area, she had two black eyes and a very bruised face. Both were highly embarrassed. While I sent for a doctor to examine the lacerations on his, how shall I put it, personal member, the couple confessed to me the cause of their injuries. It seems that she was pleasuring him orally, but unfortunately had an epileptic fit. He, being in agony due to the fact that her teeth were clamped around an extremely sensitive area, could only respond by hitting her to make her let go. I understand that her face healed a lot faster than his injuries... Snopes has this listed as just a legend. If you have actually seen this happen, e-mail them dates and location.
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Post by antichrist on May 15, 2009 22:53:58 GMT -5
This happened when I was doing a term as a nurse in an Accident and Emergency Unit. A young man and young woman walked into the unit. He was limping and clutching his groin area, she had two black eyes and a very bruised face. Both were highly embarrassed. While I sent for a doctor to examine the lacerations on his, how shall I put it, personal member, the couple confessed to me the cause of their injuries. It seems that she was pleasuring him orally, but unfortunately had an epileptic fit. He, being in agony due to the fact that her teeth were clamped around an extremely sensitive area, could only respond by hitting her to make her let go. I understand that her face healed a lot faster than his injuries... Snopes has this listed as just a legend. If you have actually seen this happen, e-mail them dates and location. I did something similar on purpose. Lets just say, don't tell your girlfriend what a piece of shit she is, then ask for a blow job. Yeah, the black eye was well worth it. Although no hospital was involved. Edit: I should add, when he hit me, it jerked my head back causing my teeth to scrape his dick, so I'm not sure if his punch hurt me or him more. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by erictheblue on May 16, 2009 14:11:57 GMT -5
I did something similar on purpose. Lets just say, don't tell your girlfriend what a piece of shit she is, then ask for a blow job. I think I love you! ;D
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Post by HarleyThomas1002 on May 17, 2009 3:31:17 GMT -5
This happened when I was doing a term as a nurse in an Accident and Emergency Unit. A young man and young woman walked into the unit. He was limping and clutching his groin area, she had two black eyes and a very bruised face. Both were highly embarrassed. While I sent for a doctor to examine the lacerations on his, how shall I put it, personal member, the couple confessed to me the cause of their injuries. It seems that she was pleasuring him orally, but unfortunately had an epileptic fit. He, being in agony due to the fact that her teeth were clamped around an extremely sensitive area, could only respond by hitting her to make her let go. I understand that her face healed a lot faster than his injuries... Snopes has this listed as just a legend. If you have actually seen this happen, e-mail them dates and location. A friend of mine told me this story in grade seven. Except it was a wine bottle he hit her with.
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