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Post by Dragon Zachski on Jun 5, 2011 17:08:21 GMT -5
"Oh no! He wanted to have sex with me by putting his thingie in my bojangle! The horror!" Uh... that's... pretty much how hetero sex works. If it's too big, then take it slow, I guess? I dunno, I know more about pleasing women than I do about heterosexual sex. (Because hanging around a sexuality board will result in learning a bunch of information you will never use) As far up the butt... umm... prostate and vaginal wall. That is all. Also, protip: Sex is pretty much always going to hurt the first time because you're stretching things that haven't been stretched before. This goes for men (well, in the ass at least) and women. |
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Lachrymose
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It tastes just like raisins.
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Post by Lachrymose on Jun 5, 2011 17:09:26 GMT -5
Um...Zeus did nail anything that moves, but I'm pretty sure be didn't bone his own grandmother. See also Uranus. Wouldn't it be great-grandmother? Gaea was such a GGILF. I don't know though. I mean, Zeus' own parents were siblings and all. Edit: Oh wait, I guess she was his grandmother AND great-grandmother. Damn twisted family tree. |
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Post by wmdkitty on Jun 5, 2011 19:53:10 GMT -5
"Oh no! He wanted to have sex with me by putting his thingie in my bojangle! The horror!" Uh... that's... pretty much how hetero sex works. If it's too big, then take it slow, I guess? I dunno, I know more about pleasing women than I do about heterosexual sex. (Because hanging around a sexuality board will result in learning a bunch of information you will never use) As far up the butt... umm... prostate and vaginal wall. That is all. Also, protip: Sex is pretty much always going to hurt the first time because you're stretching things that haven't been stretched before. This goes for men (well, in the ass at least) and women. Foreplay, lube, and "take it slow". And use protection, plz. |
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Post by Neith on Jun 5, 2011 22:33:47 GMT -5
Click on the CC button below the video and change the subtitles from "English" to "Transcribe Audio". Then look at what happens to the subtitles about 7 seconds in. Circle profit of the entrance? Is this guy a pimp? |
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Post by davedan on Jun 6, 2011 1:38:27 GMT -5
How can anyone say with a straight face that I am the "third eagle of the Apocalypse". Yeah right mate.
And I am the first pig of the orgy. Cracker
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Post by rookie on Jun 6, 2011 7:11:05 GMT -5
How can anyone say with a straight face that I am the "third eagle of the Apocalypse". Yeah right mate. And I am the first pig of the orgy. Cracker Not only say that with a straight face, but it seems he wants others to take him seriously as well. I'm sorry, if you call yourself "the third eagle of the apocalypse" then people are right to mock you. |
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Post by wmdkitty on Jun 6, 2011 8:56:08 GMT -5
This guy is either on some very interesting drugs, or needs to be on very interesting drugs.
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Post by anti-nonsense on Jun 6, 2011 10:38:36 GMT -5
Either that or he's on the wrong interesting drugs. I'm going with that.
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Post by Radiation on Jun 6, 2011 21:40:56 GMT -5
What is it with fundies and their obsession with genitalia? Or things that represent genitalia I mean, seriously, they need to get laid badly.
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Post by Haseen on Jun 7, 2011 1:52:38 GMT -5
When you have a hammer paranoid phallic obsession, everything looks like a nail penis.
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Jun 7, 2011 14:45:19 GMT -5
Damn it, I have to be logged in to comment. I had a good one, too:
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Post by andi on Jun 7, 2011 16:46:14 GMT -5
.. So, the designers of the Denver International Airport were pesky evil satanists who worshiped the almighty cock? Go figure.
This guy can't be serious. For the sake of my sanity I'd like to believe that no one would be silly enough to call themselves "the third eagle of the apocalypse" be totally serious about it.
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