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Post by booley on Jun 16, 2011 20:39:25 GMT -5
Why yes, yes he does. And when they do their anarchy exercises he gets to shoot the other kids when they try to redistribute the wealth to stop the massive recession/depression flood of children crying about fairness. You joke but I think that's actually how it will work. How did these people miss the social lessons that even your average dog has mastered? |
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Post by sylvana on Jun 17, 2011 2:38:55 GMT -5
Reading about this camp, and the first thought that came to my mind was that horrible story about that those schools for problem children.
Then I remembered that this is only for a few months and is instead just like jesus camp.
Its kinda horrifying what they are trying to teach.
America never ceases to scare me.
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Post by dakotabob on Jun 17, 2011 5:46:01 GMT -5
Do we all get to yell at Obama during the 2 minutes Hate?
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Post by itachirumon on Jun 17, 2011 10:12:47 GMT -5
Why yes, yes he does. And when they do their anarchy exercises he gets to shoot the other kids when they try to redistribute the wealth to stop the massive recession/depression flood of children crying about fairness. You joke but I think that's actually how it will work. How did these people miss the social lessons that even your average dog has mastered? I kinda wanted to add something about Joe "Move, yer dead" Horne when I mentioned the shooting the other kids, but it didn't quite work there (the fuck is on my personal shit list for being well...a shit). It's a good question, I think about it often. I note how everytime I turned around, in school, on tv and in several movies I was taught the acceptable bounds of society. "Don't hate that guy because he's black, that's not right" simple lesson... I was a little kiddy in the 90s so it was kinda beat upside our heads on television shows but I got the message. In school we learned not to hate people who are different, we learned history and science. Every lesson I got that made me the person I am today - they didn't get it. We talk how the conservatives like to use The Other to villify us but... what about in reverse? To a lot of us their education makes them seem like The Other. It's this...critical failure at all levels... history.. science... what programs they grew up with.. parental involvement... SO many levels of difference it's baffling. We can't comprehend how different their Growing Up experience was (save for the people who were in it) But I'm rambling quite a bit... |
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Post by Dragon Zachski on Jun 17, 2011 12:26:48 GMT -5
Do we all get to yell at Obama during the 2 minutes Hate? The scary thing is, I wouldn't put it past them... |
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Post by anti-nonsense on Jun 17, 2011 13:29:57 GMT -5
I thought summer camp was supposed to be fun? Shows how much I know I guess.
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Post by Ian1732 on Jun 17, 2011 13:59:25 GMT -5
They also have to have a tax, and make sure that the children with the most candies get to pay the least amount of taxes. And sharing will be incredibly discouraged.
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Jun 17, 2011 15:17:44 GMT -5
Only kids with enough candies to afford it will be allowed to get band-aids for their scratches and what-not.
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Post by Ranger Joe on Jun 17, 2011 15:25:03 GMT -5
AMERICA!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!
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Post by Smurfette Principle on Jun 17, 2011 15:28:56 GMT -5
They also have to have a tax, and make sure that the children with the most candies get to pay the least amount of taxes. And sharing will be incredibly discouraged. But don't worry - after the kids with the most candies have eaten their fill, they'll share the licked ones to the kids with fewer candies. And those kids will lick them, and pass them to the next rung down! |
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Post by Dragon Zachski on Jun 17, 2011 17:04:09 GMT -5
Only kids with enough candies to afford it will be allowed to get band-aids for their scratches and what-not. And the top three with the most candy will get band-aids without having to actually spend their candy. |
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Post by eldalar on Jun 17, 2011 17:29:02 GMT -5
I have to wonder, what do they do if some child brings a shit-ton of candy with him, so he owns about 50% of the total candy? Would they take it away and would that kid have the right to shoot them since they would be the big evil evil evil government?
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Post by itachirumon on Jun 17, 2011 20:50:40 GMT -5
I have to wonder, what do they do if some child brings a shit-ton of candy with him, so he owns about 50% of the total candy? Would they take it away and would that kid have the right to shoot them since they would be the big evil evil evil government? Depends, if he keeps the candy to himself, they'll encourage it. If he shares, it, he's Bill Gates... and he must be destroyed. |
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Post by lairju1 on Jun 17, 2011 21:04:02 GMT -5
I will not make puns about Animal Farm.I will not reference Red Scarf Girl.I will not refer to the coordinators as "zombies," "Nazis," "Imperial Stormtroopers," or "Cybermen." Actually, screw that last one. "You will become like us! Upgrading is compulsory!" "Quickly, plug this code into the Cybus industries mainframe: 6879760" "Lumic, it's for you!" |
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Post by Thejebusfire on Jun 17, 2011 22:01:46 GMT -5
Why yes, yes he does. And when they do their anarchy exercises he gets to shoot the other kids when they try to redistribute the wealth to stop the massive recession/depression flood of children crying about fairness. I was thinking more along the lines of this: |
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