[03:24] <Lady Renae> Ladies and gentlemen, we have had a meep. [03:24] <Trevrabbit> Is it confirmed? [03:24] * +Mattias anti-meeps [03:24] <Lady Renae> The meep is confirmed. [03:24] * Trevrabbit begins tracking meep. [03:24] <Lady Renae> Wait.. [03:24] <Lady Renae> new development... [03:24] <+Mattias> now it has been destroyed [03:24] <+Mattias> in a blast of energy [03:24] <Lady Renae> An anti-meep has been introduced. [03:24] <Trevrabbit> !! [03:25] * Trevrabbit updates plot to include anti-meep. [03:25] <Lady Renae> We may require the acquisition of a second meep. [03:25] * +Mattias scribes furiously [03:25] <Trevrabbit> Should we notify the President General LR? [03:25] <+DarkfireTaimatsu> I think it's un-meep. Or at least, that's what my semi-friend Tandline says. [03:25] * Lady Renae recalibrates her instruments to locate an additional meep [03:26] <Lady Renae> The President can wait until more conclusive results can be recorded. [03:26] <+DarkfireTaimatsu> Meep. [03:26] <Lady Renae> There! [03:26] <Lady Renae> A second meep has been located! [03:26] <Trevrabbit> !! [03:26] * Lady Renae shares the coordinates [03:27] <Trevrabbit> Models show a 92% chance of meep, anti-meep, meep collision. [03:27] <Lady Renae> Are our tracking arrays in place? [03:27] <Trevrabbit> Up and running. [03:27] <Lady Renae> Mattias, what do your calculations show? [03:28] <Lady Renae> Do we have Mattias? [03:28] <+Mattias> My calculations show lots of tentacles and virgin women [03:28] <+Mattias> woops, wrong window [03:28] <+Mattias> yes, the meep and anti-meep are on a divergant course [03:29] <+Mattias> >< [03:29] <Lady Renae> Associate Mattias, you'll never finish your PhD with those antics. Please remain focused. [03:29] <+Mattias> *convergent [03:30] <Trevrabbit> General LR, data suggest 84% chance Mattias has slipped into parallel tentacle universe due to meep radiation particles. [03:30] <Lady Renae> Adjusting for collision recording at thirty thousand frames per second. [03:30] <Lady Renae> Increasing radiation shielding on the enclosure. [03:30] <+Mattias> 67% chance of me not knowing what I am talking about at any given moment [03:30] <Lady Renae> That is what we mathematicians like to call a "given". [03:31] <+DarkfireTaimatsu> Who knew meeping could be so useful? [03:31] * Lady Renae monitors the meep [03:31] <Trevrabbit> Incredible General, data suggest meep has become self-stablizing. [03:31] <Lady Renae> Have we located the likely anti-meep, or do we declare an anomaly? [03:32] <+DarkfireTaimatsu> An anenome? [03:32] <Lady Renae> The meep generator seems to be experiencing linguistic difficulty. [03:32] <Trevrabbit> Anti-meep appears to have be destablized into a meep before being added to meep reaction. [03:32] <Lady Renae> Remarkable! [03:33] * Lady Renae takes furious notes [03:33] <Trevrabbit> Meep is 87% stable, the most stable to date ma'am. [03:33] <Lady Renae> Marvelous! Do we have projected longevity? [03:34] <Trevrabbit> Approximately 12 minutes until meep destablizes into moop. [03:35] <Lady Renae> Can we introduce the mipp particle to encourage further stability? Where are we on the mipp timeline? [03:35] <Trevrabbit> Mipp cannon was brought online 1 minute ago. [03:35] <Trevrabbit> Timing will be close. [03:35] <Lady Renae> This will require some extremely precise calibration. [03:35] <Trevrabbit> 10 minutes till mipp cannon is fully online. [03:36] <Lady Renae> Those higgs-boson hacks will never know what hit them. [03:36] * Lady Renae grins [03:38] <Trevrabbit> Ma'am! [03:38] <Trevrabbit> The LHSC has just fired another anti-meep at our meep! [03:39] <+DarkfireTaimatsu> Meep? [03:39] <Lady Renae> Introduce the mipp! [03:39] <Trevrabbit> Models indicate this will cause destabilization before mipp cannon is brought online! [03:39] <Lady Renae> Activate the pre-aligned secondary cannon! [03:39] <Trevrabbit> I...I can try firing now ma'am no guarantees! [03:39] <Lady Renae> We can't take another collision! Fire the mipp! [03:40] * Trevrabbit fires the mipp cannon. [03:40] * Lady Renae follows the mipp, awaiting collision reports [03:40] <Lady Renae> We... we have stability! [03:41] <Trevrabbit> Sensor confirm ma'am. [03:41] <Lady Renae> Longevity projections? [03:41] <+Shivahn|Essay> AGH I need a conclusion. [03:41] <+Shivahn|Essay> >< [03:41] <Trevrabbit> Meep in geo-sychronist orbit at 92% stability. [03:42] <Trevrabbit> Project longevity of at least 6 months. [03:42] <Lady Renae> Associate Mattias, please escort the English Major outside of the lab. [03:42] <Trevrabbit> And then make her play ghetto scrabble until mental breakdown. [03:42] <Lady Renae> We've done it, fellows. [03:42] <Lady Renae> We have achieved. [03:43] <Lady Renae> THE MEEP-BOSON PARTICLE! [03:43] * Trevrabbit shakes LR's hand and opens another beer. [03:43] <+DarkfireTaimatsu> More like, if it's me and Renae, it'd be Meep-Bosom... =3 [03:44] <Lady Renae> This is a definitive proof of the existence of orbiting teakettles! [03:44] <+Mattias> tehe [03:44] <Lady Renae> Call the President! And Dawkins! And the studio! We have movie rights to sell!!
<Jebediah> Crab cakes are ready! <SimSim> enjoy Jeb <Jebediah> Oh, I will. <SimSim> and I'm jelous, crap cakes are good <Current> ... <Jebediah> Hahaha. <SimSim> ? <Jebediah> Crap cakes. <SimSim> lol <SimSim> crab <SimSim> hahah <SimSim> fuck <SimSim> and now I turn red with embarresment
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<DarkfireTaimatsu> *puts some imaginary characters around you* Now it's social. <Shivahn> Oh man, salt and pepper. <Shivahn> They improved it. <Shivahn> And though it took forever to cook, I have enough for two meals. <Shivahn> I'll microwave it tomorrow. <Shivahn> Not AS good, but yeah. <DarkfireTaimatsu> Meep. <Shivahn> Hmm, less than I thought... <Shivahn> Oh well. <Shivahn> Tuna's for dinner if I get hungry again. <Shivahn> Or oatmeal. <Shivahn> Oh! Or eggs. <Shivahn> Shivahn, your liberal addition of pepper and salt made this meal exquisite. <Shivahn> Why thank you Shivahn, you're very good looking. <Shivahn> So are you, Shivahn Shivahn hugs DarkfireTaimatsu blinks. <DarkfireTaimatsu> Okay. <Shivahn> I'm glad that I know someone who'll cook me dinner.