Post by big_electron on Jul 7, 2011 23:53:03 GMT -5
We've had a lot of Flame & Burn.
I want to make a thread of praise and admiration, so I thought this would be a good room for it.
New Rule: With the Super Bowl only a week away, Americans must realize what makes NFL football so great: socialism. That's right, for all the F-15 flyovers and flag waving, football is our most successful sport because the NFL takes money from the rich teams and gives it to the poor teams... just like President Obama wants to do with his secret army of ACORN volunteers. Green Bay, Wisconsin has a population of 100,000. Yet this sleepy little town on the banks of the Fuck-if-I-know River has just as much of a chance of making it to the Super Bowl as the New York Jets - who next year need to just shut the hell up and play.
New Rule: Glenn Beck has to stop being so hard on himself. After his Eric Massa interview, Beck said, "I think this is the first time I have wasted an hour of your time." Oh Glenn, that's so not true. First of all we never make it through the hour. But when we flip by your show and your standing on your desk, dressed in lederhosen, holding back tears, scribbling something about Woodrow Wilson on your crazyboard, believe me, those two minutes aren't wasted. They're the funniest part of our day.