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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Jul 13, 2011 19:33:07 GMT -5
Rat, the more I read from you, the longer your list of fetishes seems to become. *adds 'vampires' at the end*
I now know way more about what gets Ironbite hard than I would ever want.
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Post by Amaranth on Jul 13, 2011 21:23:24 GMT -5
Mmmmm...Brain wandering....
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Post by Amaranth on Jul 13, 2011 21:26:16 GMT -5
Rat, the more I read from you, the longer your list of fetishes seems to become. *adds 'vampires' at the end* I now know way more about what gets Ironbite hard than I would ever want. It's not bad. You don't even know the stuff about the Catholic schoolgirl outfits, the bamboo rods, the complete works of James Blunt, and the fake nudes of Ron Paul.
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Post by Smurfette Principle on Jul 13, 2011 21:32:55 GMT -5
I take it that it's not a good time to remind people that I'm an ex-Catholic schoolgirl who still has the uniform. ;D
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Post by Mlle Antéchrist on Jul 13, 2011 21:40:04 GMT -5
I see your school girl uniform and raise you a French maid outfit.
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Post by Amaranth on Jul 13, 2011 21:55:52 GMT -5
I'll see your french maid outfit and raise you a Cthulhu cosplay outfit.
...Wait, maybe "raise" was the wrong word.
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Post by Rat Of Steel on Jul 13, 2011 21:59:25 GMT -5
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Post by Mlle Antéchrist on Jul 13, 2011 22:10:21 GMT -5
dam nmit, internet, stop ruining things by making them cute.
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Post by ironbite on Jul 13, 2011 23:14:27 GMT -5
...I DON'T KNOW WHO TO GO AFTER!
Ironbite-*kidnaps both Mme. Antichrist and smurfette*
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Post by Napoleon the Clown on Jul 14, 2011 2:10:27 GMT -5
I see your school girl uniform and raise you a French maid outfit. I see your French maid outfit and whistle.
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Post by Rat Of Steel on Jul 14, 2011 10:57:12 GMT -5
...I DON'T KNOW WHO TO GO AFTER! Ironbite-*kidnaps both Mme. Antichrist and smurfette* *slaps Ironbite's hands*Now, now. Only one of us has the attitude of "Waaaah! I mustn't be seen desiring this charming woman, for she hasn't lived long enough to cross the entirely arbitrary Maturity Line TM!" Therefore, one of us will be leaving this thread with only Mme. Antichrist, thankyouverymuch. ;D (Rat takes Smurfette's hand gently in his, and smiles as he walks with her toward a nearby pizzeria, preferrably a local one.) So, dear lady, tell me about--for want of a better term--your drow-sona. As much of a geek as you are, I'm sure you have one...
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Post by Mlle Antéchrist on Jul 14, 2011 14:26:47 GMT -5
Quick, Smurfette, our work here is done. Time to escape to the protective cocktease mobile!
*cocktease mobile speeds into the distance with silhouette of women in underwear having pillow fight in rear window*
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Post by Amaranth on Jul 14, 2011 14:29:16 GMT -5
I used to have a plush Cthulhu and a Plush Gug. Ironically, Cthulhu didn't survive the wash cycle after the fire. And Gug...Well, a gift I couldn't keep.
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Post by The_L on Jul 16, 2011 7:35:05 GMT -5
I take it that it's not a good time to remind people that I'm an ex-Catholic schoolgirl who still has the uniform. ;D ...I hate you. I also wish my old uniform had been larger than a girl's 10.
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Post by alexiel on Jul 16, 2011 8:15:58 GMT -5
Something tells me she isn't too privy to the idea that if the man she was pointing her gun at was a cop instead of a reporter he would have had full right to put her down irregardless of where she was sticking her finger at the time. Afterward she'd personally be telling Saint Ronnie all about it.
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