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Post by Dragon Zachski on Jul 21, 2011 17:48:49 GMT -5
There's videos of people doing such a thing... Oh, I'm aware of that. If there's a stupid idea, it's probably been Youtubed. I remember a pretty clearly non-edited GIF of a soldier giving a chimp his AK-47. *sighs* |
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Post by Amaranth on Jul 21, 2011 17:53:50 GMT -5
I remember a pretty clearly non-edited GIF of a soldier giving a chimp his AK-47. *sighs* I remember that. Secret Service had to take it away from him. Poor George...No respect. |
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Post by Dragon Zachski on Jul 21, 2011 17:55:23 GMT -5
I remember a pretty clearly non-edited GIF of a soldier giving a chimp his AK-47. *sighs* I remember that. Secret Service had to take it away from him. Poor George...No respect. ... PFFFT! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! It took me a moment to get it, but that's great! XD |
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Post by Smurfette Principle on Jul 21, 2011 18:28:27 GMT -5
I remember a pretty clearly non-edited GIF of a soldier giving a chimp his AK-47. *sighs* I remember that. Secret Service had to take it away from him. Poor George...No respect. |
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Post by Oriet on Jul 21, 2011 20:03:04 GMT -5
There's videos of people doing such a thing... Of what, clumsy virgin sex, giving a chimp a gun, or clumsy virgin sex with a chimp who has a gun? |
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Jul 21, 2011 20:05:42 GMT -5
I don't think I've ever known a virgin with a clean mind, and several of them have had dirtier ones than most of the people I know who aren't... Hi, here's Tai. Didn't you say you developed some festishes, though?  Or am I misinterpreting this? |
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Post by foolishwisdom on Jul 21, 2011 20:36:48 GMT -5
I think it's that they don't understand the difference between "abstinence" and "abstinence education." Yes, abstinence is the only way to completely prevent STDs and pregnancy. However, abstinence-only education completely fails at making teens celibate, so... I feel this is true, its just irks me when they suggest teaching decent sex ed will make kids go out and be sluts...I've had decent sex ed and I'm STILL A FUCKING VIRGIN, it's not because of any kind of sex is bad brainwashing(we in my family, are very open about sex), it's because I'm really picky, and not really into dating(yeah, I've never really had any kind of boyfriend, sooo). Trust me for a virgin, I have REALLY DIRTY MIND. ;D Abstinence education works on paper...but the problem is that, your body doesn't give a shit about your opinions about sex, or why. Your hormones and bodily functions are not an on/off switch (I liken them more to timers). It's ridiculous that these sexual-phobics think that if you teach kids the facts on sex, and how to use a condom to protect yourself, they'll believe that the kid'll have sex 24/7 without condoms. But if you teach kids to say "no" to sex, they're confident they'll stay abstinence until marriage. That BS isn't education, it's just selfishly keeping the kids ignorance and "innocent" so the adults can have a piece of mind in their own reality. On a side note: "I have REALLY DIRTY MIND. ;D"
Oh really? pardon me while I whip this out... *whips out a pad of paper and a pencil* Do tell. |
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Post by DarkfireTaimatsu on Jul 21, 2011 22:44:24 GMT -5
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Post by Khaine on Jul 21, 2011 22:53:10 GMT -5
Any bets that before the pregnancy goes full term she's going to need an emergency c-section?
And that they will then make the claim that the child had to be delivered premature for the mothers safety.
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Post by erictheblue on Jul 22, 2011 5:54:57 GMT -5
Any bets that before the pregnancy goes full term she's going to need an emergency c-section? And that they will then make the claim that the child had to be delivered premature for the mothers safety. Wouldn't that raise questions, as they would be delivering the child "three months early" (at a minimum). Procedures to keep a full-term alive are, for the most part, simple - feed it and keep it warm. Procedures for a 6-month preemie are, a lot more complex. How do they explain that their kid - born 3 months premature - is just as large as a full-term and does not need any life support? |
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Post by Amaranth on Jul 22, 2011 6:56:14 GMT -5
Any bets that before the pregnancy goes full term she's going to need an emergency c-section? And that they will then make the claim that the child had to be delivered premature for the mothers safety. Wouldn't that raise questions, as they would be delivering the child "three months early" (at a minimum). Procedures to keep a full-term alive are, for the most part, simple - feed it and keep it warm. Procedures for a 6-month preemie are, a lot more complex. How do they explain that their kid - born 3 months premature - is just as large as a full-term and does not need any life support? ow did they explain how Palin's daughter was the one gaining weight before Trig was born? Yeah, there's gonna be SO much scrutiny here. |
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Or am I misinterpreting this?
