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Post by Dragon Zachski on Aug 5, 2011 14:49:00 GMT -5
The storm winds blow, and even the mighty oak falls before its might. The coyote bites another, hatred and anger coursing through its veins. Vicious plants grow and drain the life out of other plants and even animals. Ants devour, locusts swarm, bees swarm... Thus is my fury and hatred towards those who commit such folly. For every kindness of nature, there is an equal cruelty. Thus do I spit on thee, thus do I hate thee, thus do I work against thee and thy ends. I never thought I'd say this, but I rather like that curse. Where did you find it? Made it up on the spot ;D |
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Post by Amaranth on Aug 5, 2011 15:23:54 GMT -5
Stewart would totally take him. But he might be held down cause he's Jewish. Ironbite-though...HHH does have that nose... Plus, he's like 4 feet tall. You know how vince can't get an erection unless you're seven feet tall and 500 lbs. |
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Post by Dragon Zachski on Aug 5, 2011 15:25:29 GMT -5
Stewart would totally take him. But he might be held down cause he's Jewish. Ironbite-though...HHH does have that nose... Plus, he's like 4 feet tall. You know how vince can't get an erection unless you're seven feet tall and 500 lbs. Good thing Vince is no longer handling WWE. He was "fired". Meaning that he retired but did so in a grand, potentially self-parodying fashion. |
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Post by Passerby on Aug 5, 2011 16:46:50 GMT -5
Passerby, they sued for the right to lie. And won. It's over. There's no accountability to be had. There was a serious legal challenge and they beat it? I'm dying a little on the inside, now. Thanks for that. |
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Post by SCarpelan on Aug 5, 2011 16:58:20 GMT -5
Passerby, they sued for the right to lie. And won. It's over. There's no accountability to be had. There was a serious legal challenge and they beat it? I'm dying a little on the inside, now. Thanks for that. Yeah, they beat the challenge by saying that they aren't really a news channel so they can lie as much as they want. |
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Post by Amaranth on Aug 5, 2011 17:06:50 GMT -5
Good thing Vince is no longer handling WWE. Unless we're acknowledging the show is fake. I mean, if it's "STILL REAL TO YOU, DAMMIT," That's fine. But as we were acknowledging offscreen traits, it doesn't work as a joke or a straight comment. ...Buuuuut I sispect you know that. Amaranth-- *Chases Ironbite with a steel chair* |
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Post by Amaranth on Aug 5, 2011 17:09:15 GMT -5
Yeah, they beat the challenge by saying that they aren't really a news channel so they can lie as much as they want. Which is odd, because they piss and moan when they're not treated as a news network. It's like some weird version of Shrodinger's Cat. Unless challenged, they are at any time both a news network and not a news network. Amaranth--Hey esse...Remember when I said we were a legit news organisation and deserved to be treated with respect? I LIIIIIED! |
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Post by priestling on Aug 5, 2011 22:46:39 GMT -5
Channeling Eddie Guerrero... I approve.
Priestling--*grabs for the ladder!*
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Post by Amaranth on Aug 6, 2011 7:09:08 GMT -5
Channeling Eddie Guerrero... I approve. Priestling--*grabs for the ladder!* Fox of course does not, because he was another example of a Mexican stealing our jobs! |
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Post by Smurfette Principle on Aug 6, 2011 8:42:22 GMT -5
Yeah, they beat the challenge by saying that they aren't really a news channel so they can lie as much as they want. Which is odd, because they piss and moan when they're not treated as a news network. It's like some weird version of Shrodinger's Cat. Unless challenged, they are at any time both a news network and not a news network. Amaranth--Hey esse...Remember when I said we were a legit news organisation and deserved to be treated with respect? I LIIIIIED! And then they get on Jon Stweart's case for being treated like a News Network, even though he has never made the claim that he is. Jon Stewart: A trusted news source, despite actively and frequently saying that he is not a news source and only calls other people on their bullshit. Fox News: An "entertainment channel", despite actively and frequently saying that they are a legitimate news source and are delivering "Fair and Balanced" news coverage. |
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Post by Amaranth on Aug 6, 2011 11:15:24 GMT -5
And then they get on Jon Stweart's case for being treated like a News Network, even though he has never made the claim that he is. Jon Stewart: A trusted news source, despite actively and frequently saying that he is not a news source and only calls other people on their bullshit. Fox News: An "entertainment channel", despite actively and frequently saying that they are a legitimate news source and are delivering "Fair and Balanced" news coverage. Fox is no stranger to false equivalence. "Stewart does it, why can't we?" Well, Stewart's satire. Even when he makes things up, it's generally things like a reform bill being embodied as a human, drunk and down on its luck. When Fox makes stuff up, it's large, sweeping political issues. Or petty bullshit, like complaining Obama's Birthday didn't make any jobs. But then, Stewart reports stupid stuf, no matter who's doing it. I think little more needs to be said than ACORN. Not only did he run with edited footage from the Pimp Cam, but when it was demonstrated to be false, he was pretty much the only one to say "my bad." Not Fox, not "liberal" MSNBC, not CNN....I think this is why people trust Jon. That demonstrates more integritt than 95% of cable news. And he's a professional clown! |
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Post by nickiknack on Aug 6, 2011 22:29:48 GMT -5
We could afford to do shit for our citizens, if weren't so obsessed with blowing money on wars, and Corporate welfare whores...
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Aug 6, 2011 23:09:57 GMT -5
Nnnnope, I think we need to cut down more on those lowest class welfare queens, they're the ones sucking the system dry. *serious nod* After all, do these lazy asses really need to eat? Hunger IS a great motivator to do better in school and work!
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Post by Amaranth on Aug 7, 2011 11:53:05 GMT -5
Nnnnope, I think we need to cut down more on those lowest class welfare queens, they're the ones sucking the system dry. *serious nod* After all, do these lazy asses really need to eat? Hunger IS a great motivator to do better in school and work! I could have done it in fewer: "Let the free market decide the value of a human life." |
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