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Post by ironbite on Nov 27, 2011 17:51:14 GMT -5
Black People Sure Are Funny
Zombie Lenin starts flower garden.
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Post by Random Guy on Nov 28, 2011 3:40:24 GMT -5
Dead Communists Return To Life: Is Obama To Blame?
The United States financially collapses because Republicans refused to accept any plans proposed by the Democrats and couldn't think of one themselves.
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Post by brendanrizzo on Nov 28, 2011 8:22:38 GMT -5
Democrats Cause Economic Collapse
Sarah Palin misspells her own name.
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Kali
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Posts: 68
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Post by Kali on Nov 28, 2011 10:00:28 GMT -5
Democrats cause Sarah Palin to have a nervous breakdown
A billionaire Democrat steps forward and donates all his/her money to government programs to help the poor.
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Post by Random Guy on Nov 28, 2011 14:07:14 GMT -5
Rich Democrat Wants Poor To Be Government Dependents.
A huge snowstorm hits the Upper Midwest. Temperatures are otherwise warmer than average worldwide.
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Post by brendanrizzo on Nov 28, 2011 17:32:33 GMT -5
How Many Snowstorms Must There Be Before Liberals Stop Their Global Warming Conspiracy?
The few-remaining monarchists in France move to the USA... and call for a king of America.
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Post by Deus ex Populo on Nov 28, 2011 18:40:17 GMT -5
New Movement Calls for Restoration of Traditional Government
Scenario: Zombie Pinochet runs for President
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Post by largeham on Nov 28, 2011 18:53:01 GMT -5
Pinochet running in Chile: Support at record levels, Socialists defeated
After the aforementioned destruction of the American economy, the GOP is seen dancing to "Now You're a Hero"
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Post by Deus ex Populo on Nov 28, 2011 19:09:49 GMT -5
Heroes Celebrate American Triumph
Scenario: As above, but now Zombie Pinochet is running in the U.S.
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Post by brendanrizzo on Nov 28, 2011 21:28:39 GMT -5
Support for Constitutional Amendment Repealing "Natural-Born Citizen" Clause Reaches Record Levels
A double-dip recession happens, and the only country to come out okay is, of all places, Ghana.
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Post by Random Guy on Nov 29, 2011 0:32:09 GMT -5
Black People Steal Everyone's Money
To disprove "Secret Muslim" allegations, President Obama eats ham on TV.
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Post by Smurfette Principle on Nov 29, 2011 1:00:50 GMT -5
Obama Flaunts Anti-Semitism
Obama reveals himself to be the Second Coming of Jesus, takes most of the world's population with him to Paradise, leaving all hateful bigots to the Anti-Christ, who turns out to be Rick Perry.
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Khris
Full Member
Looks older than they are
Posts: 225
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Post by Khris on Nov 29, 2011 4:36:18 GMT -5
Liberals cast down to hell
Survey shows that the majority of teens support the Communist Party of America.
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Kali
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Posts: 68
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Post by Kali on Nov 29, 2011 6:43:36 GMT -5
Liberals Have Destroyed Our Children
Climate change turns out to be real and another ice age hits.
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Post by N. De Plume on Nov 29, 2011 9:41:32 GMT -5
Global Warming Proven False
The National Defense Authorization Act is passed. Herman Cain wins the presidency and declares Congress to be the latest battlefield for which he can use his powers under said act.
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