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Post by brendanrizzo on Dec 2, 2011 14:31:11 GMT -5
Ponies Make Male College Students Gay
Fred Phelps is murdered by a member of his own congregation.
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Post by Kali on Dec 2, 2011 14:40:42 GMT -5
Liberals Now Possess Mind Control Technology
A new president is elected and in his inauguration speech reveals that he's gay.
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Post by brendanrizzo on Dec 2, 2011 14:56:34 GMT -5
The Gays Have Taken Over!
The European Union condones an Afghanistan ruling that a raped woman must marry her rapist in order to get out of jail. (This actually happened, but so what?)
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Post by Deus ex Populo on Dec 4, 2011 11:19:07 GMT -5
Muslim Agenda Reaches European Gov't.
A new law in Alabama requires rape victims to marry their rapists to get out of jail.
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Post by brendanrizzo on Dec 4, 2011 13:17:24 GMT -5
Alabama Returns to Traditional Values
Rupert Murdoch commits suicide.
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Post by ironbite on Dec 4, 2011 17:13:38 GMT -5
World mourns the passing of a great man.
Brendan Rizzo renounces American citizenship for citizenship in Sudan.
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Post by Kali on Dec 4, 2011 19:36:07 GMT -5
New Website Claims Anti-Sudan Stereotypes Running Rampant
Cats disappear.
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Post by brendanrizzo on Dec 4, 2011 20:20:41 GMT -5
Internet Terrorist Group Anonymous Declares War on the World
FSTDT is shut down.
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Post by Random Guy on Dec 6, 2011 20:59:51 GMT -5
Anti-Christian Hate Group Defeated!
A single mother initially decided to abort her unborn child, but had a conversion experience, became a Christian Fundamentalist, and had the child. The mother went on to become a major pro-life activist. Now, fifteen years later, her daughter (the same one) comes out as a lesbian and is promptly kicked out on the street.
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Post by N. De Plume on Dec 6, 2011 21:59:56 GMT -5
Activist Declared Exemplar of Christian Values
War on Christmas becomes a literal war. With shooting and everything!
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Post by brendanrizzo on Dec 7, 2011 10:31:57 GMT -5
Real Americans Defend Christmas
The worst-case scenario predictions for the consequences of global warming happen ahead of schedule.
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Post by verasthebrujah on Dec 10, 2011 2:47:14 GMT -5
Bible's Predicted Armageddon Arrives: Disproves Global Warming
Obama stubs his toe, and mutters, "damnmit," too quietly for anyone to hear. However, FOX cameras captured the scene and they later read his lips.
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Post by N. De Plume on Dec 11, 2011 23:20:58 GMT -5
Obama Curses in Public
Obama spends a weekend playing Dungeons & Dragons with Bill Clinton, Russ Feingold, Nancy Pelosi, and Al Franken.
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Post by ironbite on Dec 12, 2011 0:26:17 GMT -5
Obama a satanist
Obama casts hosts the next GOP Debate
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Post by brendanrizzo on Dec 12, 2011 9:56:45 GMT -5
Obama Sabotages GOP Debate
The state of Texas bans teaching any science at all in its public schools.
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