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Post by Jack Bauer on Dec 12, 2011 11:02:51 GMT -5
Lone Star State makes a stand and puts God back in the Schoolroom.
Elvis is found alive and well living in the attic space of Michele Bachman's garage.
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Post by tgrwulf on Dec 13, 2011 2:09:43 GMT -5
Showboating liberals invade homes of conservatives!
Hells Angels across the country use show their support for the ASPCA with a week long bike rally from coast to coast to help out homeless animals.
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Post by tygerarmy on Dec 14, 2011 19:17:06 GMT -5
Violent gangs running wild coast to coast.
Pope declares war on Christmas.
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Post by brendanrizzo on Dec 14, 2011 23:50:43 GMT -5
Proof that Catholics Aren't Really Christians
An evangelical megachurch is revealed to have been engaged in a massive conspiracy of child molestation, and the higher-ups knew the ministers were doing this for decades, but protected them from the law.
EDIT: Made it more obvious that the church in question is meant to be Protestant.
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Post by Deus ex Populo on Dec 18, 2011 22:32:35 GMT -5
Church Falls From Grace
That same evangelical megachurch is discovered to have given its congregation a drug that suppresses reason and the ability to think for oneself.
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Post by brendanrizzo on Dec 19, 2011 17:22:54 GMT -5
Church Regains Its Grace
Kim Jong-un gets assassinated as soon as he consolidates his power.
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Post by Jack Bauer on Dec 21, 2011 10:45:10 GMT -5
Patriot ends Reign of Terror in the Land of our Ally, North Korea.
GOP pledges to reduce gas prices to under $1.50 a gallon by re-introducing slavery.
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Post by Deus ex Populo on Dec 21, 2011 19:32:09 GMT -5
GOP Proposes Radical New Economic Plan
The reintroduction of slavery turns out to be economically unsustainable.
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Post by N. De Plume on Dec 21, 2011 19:44:32 GMT -5
Lincoln (R) Was RightTurns out the Mushroom Kingdom really exists, and there is a portal to it in the sewers of Brooklyn.
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Post by Smurfette Principle on Dec 24, 2011 13:45:02 GMT -5
Unexplained Disappearance of New York Nerds: Are Terrorists To Blame?
The entire WBC commits suicide a la Jonestown.
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