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Post by Bezron on Aug 24, 2011 16:49:40 GMT -5
Both Sarah Palin and Rick Perry prove their heterosexuality. Obama plays board game with his children. Obama plays games while economy continues to struggle Palin kids found to have multiple fathers |
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Post by tygerarmy on Aug 24, 2011 19:36:42 GMT -5
Sarah Palin and Rick Perry Fight Terrorism, Share a Bed Obama brings unemployment down to 3.5% through the creation of infrastructure building jobs at the same time that he forever solves all deficit woes. Obama uses socialism to take jobs away from the private sector. Both Sarah Palin and Rick Perry prove their heterosexuality. Obama plays board game with his children. Obama plays games while economy continues to struggle Palin kids found to have multiple fathers Palin attacked by liberals for having a non-traditional families. Muslim extremist proven to have gotten their ideas from christian fundamentalists. |
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Post by Runa on Aug 25, 2011 17:47:38 GMT -5
Christian values making progress in the Middle East.
Obama initiates peaceful contact with extraterrestrials which leads to world peace, the curing of every disease, and a new utopia of tolerance and understanding.
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Post by ironbite on Aug 25, 2011 18:43:23 GMT -5
Obama betrays American Values and introduces us to new Alien Overlords
Ironbite-Sarah Palin found to love playing Dungeons and Dragons 4th Ed
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Post by Napoleon the Clown on Aug 26, 2011 1:12:51 GMT -5
Sarah Palin - A Regular Working Class Mom
Obama accidentally shoots his friend in the face while quail hunting
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Post by Random Guy on Aug 26, 2011 3:09:11 GMT -5
Sarah Palin - A Regular Working Class Mom Obama accidentally shoots his friend in the face while quail hunting Obama attempts to murder crony: What could he be hiding? Christian fundamentalists set off dynamite at gay pride parade, killing dozens; leader claims God gave him "Sacred Mission." |
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Post by Haseen on Aug 26, 2011 5:23:42 GMT -5
Followers of God deal blow to radical homosexual agenda.
Mop with glued on googly eyes wins GOP primary.
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Post by Smurfette Principle on Aug 26, 2011 6:06:47 GMT -5
GOP nominee vows to clean up Washington
An ancient form of the Bible is found to have notes in the margins proving that the writer also discovered evolution.
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Post by rookie on Aug 26, 2011 7:25:08 GMT -5
An ancient form of the Bible is found to have notes in the margins proving that the writer also discovered evolution. Palin debunks liberal anti-christian propaganda. President Bush (43) admits there are things he wishes he did differently. |
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Post by Paimun on Aug 26, 2011 9:35:40 GMT -5
President Bush should be eligible for a third term!
MSNBC supports Rick Perry.
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Post by ironbite on Aug 26, 2011 16:37:20 GMT -5
Liberal Agenda Pushers finally see the Light.
Ironbite-Megatron running for local council seat.
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Post by Runa on Aug 26, 2011 18:33:22 GMT -5
GOP has an iron-clad candidate at local level.
Evidence discovered that Thor nailed Jesus to the cross.
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Post by tygerarmy on Aug 26, 2011 20:07:21 GMT -5
Archaeologist have proof of Jesus. False Pagan god killed the savior.
At the request of Baldr, ruler of Asgard, Thor's sons Móði and Magni come to Earth and explain that Ragnarök happened in 1815. And bring a new era of enlightenment to Midgard.
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Post by Random Guy on Aug 26, 2011 20:30:16 GMT -5
Demonic beings from Hell arrive to bring about New World Order; Christians urged to stockpile guns and explosives for tribulation.
Catastrophic earthquake strikes evangelical megachurch during revival, occurs just as pastor condemns homosexuality and injures 15.
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Paimun
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Post by Paimun on Aug 26, 2011 22:11:01 GMT -5
God strikes down gay man in pew, there was some collateral damage but it was part of God's Plan(TM).
Stephen Colbert beats Optimus Prime in a boxing match.
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