This is just terrible. Remember, even if your neck of the woods has no bears, you must still beware of the hounds and boars. Boars in particular. I've heard tell of a hunter that wounded a boar, and later, while he was watching TV, the boar burst through his screen door, gored him to death, then feasted on his entrails.
Heeeeeeeere, piggy piggy piggy...
No matter what, I am right and you are wrong. Deal with it.
Post by Dragon Zachski on Oct 5, 2011 13:56:59 GMT -5
Was posting that image really worth the necromancy?
If you see me typing in "quotes", that's because I'm remembering what it was like to be a fundie and then typing as if I was one :3 "Please. Understand that I only want to share God's love with you. I mean you no harm, really. You need to stop sinning."
Going into the wilderness unarmed makes you an easy meal for large predatory animals. It is not the bear's fault, you are entering their domain. Just because humans think they have the run of the place anywhere they go, does not mean that the wilderness is our domain. Bears do not come to your house, knock on your door and eat you. No, you have to go to them and enter their home for you to become a meal.
At least our prehistoric ancestors had the common sense to take a makeshift spear with them when they entered the wilderness. Somewhere along the line we either lost use of common sense or our machines started doing most of the thinking for us.
"The historical momentum of things is creating such a bewildering social milieu that the monkey mind cannot find a simple story, a simple creation myth or redemption myth to lay over the crazy contradictory patchwork of profane techno-consumerist post-McLuhanist electronic pre-apocalyptic existence." ~ Terence McKenna
I think the thought of ironbite licking Caitshidhe's ears till cows came is far more disturbing than any naked flesh we could post. Sexy thoughts are universally ruined by the introduction of farm animals.
Post by the sandman on Nov 16, 2011 21:01:17 GMT -5
/mod kilt on
Dude. Seriously. The Sandman is gettin' sick of the recent plague of necrothreads. Don't make me get my chainsaw and boomstick.
/mod kilt off
"Did you ever have one of those moments when you think, How the HELL did I get here? Geeze what HAPPENED to me? I was ruling the galaxy! Had a cherry new battlestation. I mean, this place had an omlet bar. A straight-up OMLET bar! Now look. My former intern's tossin me down a bottemless freaking pit. Come to think of it, my whole life has been a series of what the fuck moments." -Palpatine