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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Sept 15, 2011 19:43:32 GMT -5
A lesbian? Even then, though, the lesbian who introduced me to the series would so do him, so there goes that hypothesis. Confession #3,845: I watch "Teen Mom". I love watching the show. I also spent 3 hours with my roommate early this morning watching "Dance Moms", and we usually catch the new episodes of "Jersey Shore" a few days after they air. The only defense I can offer is: they're hilarious, and Snookie is the perfect height because I love short people.
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Post by Amaranth on Sept 15, 2011 19:48:41 GMT -5
A lesbian? Even then, though, the lesbian who introduced me to the series would so do him, so there goes that hypothesis. Confession #3,845: I watch "Teen Mom". I love watching the show. I also spent 3 hours with my roommate early this morning watching "Dance Moms", and we usually catch the new episodes of "Jersey Shore" a few days after they air. The only defense I can offer is: they're hilarious, and Snookie is the perfect height because I love short people. Like I said, who wouldn't do him? He seems to bring out the gay in even the straightest men I know. and if dudes with their machismo can admit they'd do him, surely dykes can. I should start reading the series again. I liked the TV series more TBH. It's rare for me to say that. Also, it seems you have a little douche in you. >.>
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Sept 15, 2011 19:57:57 GMT -5
Mmh, Eric. Also, I saw the season finale for season 4, and I have to say, NOT impressed in the least. I'd like to go back from episode one forward, give it a fair shake, but Sookie is ugly, that is NOT how <insert nonspoiler name here> died, Lafayette should NOT be alive (he's adorable as all hell but it's still disconcerting, to say the least)...
That was going to be Confession #3,846: I'm secretly a gender neuter asshole masquerading as a nice girl. Shh, trying to hide from the Doctor.
If it helps you not hate me, I would gladly choke any one of them. Except Maci from "Teen Mom", she's actually...halfway sane despite being from Tennessee.
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Post by Amaranth on Sept 15, 2011 20:24:26 GMT -5
Mmh, Eric. Also, I saw the season finale for season 4, and I have to say, NOT impressed in the least. I'd like to go back from episode one forward, give it a fair shake, but Sookie is ugly, that is NOT how <insert nonspoiler name here> died, Lafayette should NOT be alive (he's adorable as all hell but it's still disconcerting, to say the least)... Layfayette is part of what makes the TV show better. Admittedly, I have NOT even seen the end of season 3, so maybe it's worse? I dunno. I'd give it a shot. MAYBE you'll hate it, but I'd try it. The books read too much like porn for me. Nothing wrong with porn, but between Sookie being a fuck doll prop in the first two and turning aryan with time.... That's a confession? By the way, Confession: I'm a snarky bitch. I don't hate you. If I hated everyone who watched something I didn't like, I'd probably have just given up on life. >.>
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Sept 15, 2011 20:40:20 GMT -5
The porn parts got distracting for me, I admit, but I think the story moves along quickly enough that I can ignore it. I'm not a big fan of Sookie, herself, but then I've never been one to like the central character (WTF is with me) and I can't really point out why. I'm much more interested in the supernatural beasties and their societies; for whatever reason, the shifters vs. Weres dynamics have captured me completely, and don't get me started on the yummy fairies.
POSSIBLE SPOILER ALERT:
Well, one reason I don't really like Sookie is that she acted like Bill cheating on her, then raping and nearly killing her after she saved his dumb ass was a-okay, at least once she was healed up. Grrr, Bill. She was able to say "I ain't fucking you no more", but...I don't know, I just think she's way too forgiving about some things, way too easy to forgive certain people for certain things. Don't try to feed me that "It's her Christian duty!" bullshit either.
And I just adore Eric in the books way too much, especially during and after Book 4. D'aww, big bad Ewik ain't so bad...one of my big peeves with the episode I watched, though, was that he was WAY too doe-eyed. This is Eric, the big bad motherfucker, the cool suave Viking! Who admittedly isn't ashamed to be seen in public in skintight, flamboyant pants, but that adds to the badassery.
Fuck you. At least you haven't reported me, I suppose, but fuck you.
Oh, well, good, then. Just don't want you to think I watch JS and DM for anything less than the Train Wreck Syndrome, though. 'cause to watch them unironically would say things about me that just aren't true and are frankly sickening to think about.
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Post by Amaranth on Sept 15, 2011 21:08:11 GMT -5
The porn parts got distracting for me, I admit, but I think the story moves along quickly enough that I can ignore it. I'm not a big fan of Sookie, herself, but then I've never been one to like the central character (WTF is with me) and I can't really point out why. I'm much more interested in the supernatural beasties and their societies; for whatever reason, the shifters vs. Weres dynamics have captured me completely, and don't get me started on the yummy fairies. POSSIBLE SPOILER ALERT: Well, one reason I don't really like Sookie is that she acted like Bill cheating on her, then raping and nearly killing her after she saved his dumb ass was a-okay, at least once she was healed up. Grrr, Bill. She was able to say "I ain't fucking you no more", but...I don't know, I just think she's way too forgiving about some things, way too easy to forgive certain people for certain things. Don't try to feed me that "It's her Christian duty!" bullshit either. And I just adore Eric in the books way too much, especially during and after Book 4. D'aww, big bad Ewik ain't so bad...one of my big peeves with the episode I watched, though, was that he was WAY too doe-eyed. This is Eric, the big bad motherfucker, the cool suave Viking! Who admittedly isn't ashamed to be seen in public in skintight, flamboyant pants, but that adds to the badassery. Fuck you. At least you haven't reported me, I suppose, but fuck you. Oh, well, good, then. Just don't want you to think I watch JS and DM for anything less than the Train Wreck Syndrome, though. 'cause to watch them unironically would say things about me that just aren't true and are frankly sickening to think about. Book three may be my next kindle purchase. I started it, but in paperback. O LUK APARTMENT WET We meet these people through sookie and are tainted by her POV, ad it bugs me that she has almost none. I sort of like her in the series, but it's not FPP. She can be a little shallow. I'm also a little bored with the vamps/weres thing. To the point I will probably never do a werewolf-related book. Unless I get rich and famous and sell out. Then it's only natural. Eric gets doey in season 2 or 3. It's annoying. But it's contained, mostly. Fuck me? Fuck me, you say? I just finished Power Rangers: Dino Thunder for TWS. I was NOT watching it because it was good TV. That was HORRIBLE, but so horrible I enjoyed it. I even reccommended it to my friends. And that's before I got to the stretch armstrong bits.
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