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Post by syaoranvee on Sept 1, 2011 3:41:39 GMT -5
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Post by lighthorseman on Sept 1, 2011 3:54:00 GMT -5
If you wank so hard you die, you're doing it wrong.
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Post by Haseen on Sept 1, 2011 4:11:37 GMT -5
Well, I think I now know what the ultimate question of the universe is.
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Post by davedan on Sept 1, 2011 4:21:58 GMT -5
How did it kill him though, was it exhaustion or septicaemia?
Kind of like the male antechinus
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Post by Jack Bauer on Sept 1, 2011 8:47:10 GMT -5
He was obviously overcome...
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Post by Damen on Sept 1, 2011 8:53:25 GMT -5
Well, I think I now know what the ultimate question of the universe is.
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Post by Mlle Antéchrist on Sept 1, 2011 10:16:28 GMT -5
How do they know exactly how many times he masturbated before dying? Was someone keeping count?
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Post by davedan on Sept 1, 2011 11:54:43 GMT -5
How do they know exactly how many times he masturbated before dying? Was someone keeping count? stains?
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Post by shykid on Sept 1, 2011 12:21:56 GMT -5
But you can make more than one stain each time, and after a few times in a row (not 40-something), you empty out the ol' boys completely and shoot blanks until they have time to recuperate.
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Post by scotsgit on Sept 1, 2011 13:15:00 GMT -5
You what?
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Post by Shane for Wax on Sept 1, 2011 13:49:55 GMT -5
They further said that his attraction to women was extreme; he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics, color and age. They make it seem like it's a bad thing to appreciate the female form no matter the 'packaging'. As for the actual topic... damn, son!
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Post by Dragon Zachski on Sept 1, 2011 15:45:26 GMT -5
See!? Masturbation is a sin! This is God's judgment on that perverted boy! Masturbation kills you!
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10 bucks that this Poe statement becomes a pre-echo to what fundies are going to start claiming.
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Hehe, I said pre.
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Khris
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Post by Khris on Sept 1, 2011 16:33:58 GMT -5
Okay kid challenge accepted!
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Post by Art Vandelay on Sept 1, 2011 17:47:58 GMT -5
I was wondering about that too.
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Post by ironbite on Sept 1, 2011 19:21:59 GMT -5
What the fuck? How the fuck did he die?
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