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Post by clockworkgirl21 on Sept 1, 2011 19:32:22 GMT -5
Probably a heart attack. I've heard of people dying after too much sex because the heart can't deal with the increased pumping rate for that long.
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Post by davedan on Sept 1, 2011 19:37:52 GMT -5
male antechinus (which are kind of a marsupial mouse that lives near where I do) in the wild only live one breeding year during which they basically root themselves to death. Death occurs from exhaustion stress and increased cortisol levels.
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Post by clockworkgirl21 on Sept 1, 2011 19:44:24 GMT -5
I had a goat die that way once. We kept him a week with the females during breeding season and he decided to fuck instead of eating. We noticed after a couple days and put him in his own pen, but he died.
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Post by Mlle Antéchrist on Sept 1, 2011 21:28:13 GMT -5
I dunno, I still can't help being suspicious when they claim to know the exact number of times he jerked off. It's like that urban legend about the guy who's having a dream that his throat is being slit, and dies in his sleep because his wife decides to wake him up by tickling his neck with a feather. How the fuck did they know what he was dreaming if he died before he woke up? And how do they know that this kid jerked off exactly 42 times, and when he started and finished? Was his mom watching him?
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Post by davedan on Sept 1, 2011 21:30:15 GMT -5
I dunno, I still can't help being suspicious when they claim to know the exact number of times he jerked off. It's like that urban legend about the guy who's having a dream that his throat is being slit, and dies in his sleep because his wife decides to wake him up by tickling his neck with a feather. How the fuck did they know what he was dreaming if he died before he woke up? And how do they know that this kid jerked off exactly 42 times, and when he started and finished? Was his mom watching him? Doesn't your mum watch you when you masturbate? |
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Post by Mlle Antéchrist on Sept 1, 2011 21:32:50 GMT -5
Only the first ten times I do it.
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Post by The_L on Sept 3, 2011 7:22:51 GMT -5
What the fuck? How the fuck did he die? Dehydration, I'm guessing. |
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Post by Tiberius on Sept 7, 2011 2:10:08 GMT -5
Well. Seeing as he apparantly wanted people to watch it on a webcam... maybe he filmed it?
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Post by Aqualung on Sept 7, 2011 12:10:28 GMT -5
Ceiling Cat was keeping track, obviously!  |
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Post by itachirumon on Sept 7, 2011 13:42:11 GMT -5
I'm guessing this move was a boner for him.
He broke his controller
He gored himself on his horn
He Came
Wow, I guess those screams of "Oh God, Oh God" were an actual prayer
He petered out.
That's all I can think of.
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Sept 7, 2011 18:06:33 GMT -5
He was feeling cocky.
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Post by Haseen on Sept 8, 2011 3:27:20 GMT -5
That was a very awkward growth spurt.
His fountain dried up.
It was a ballsy move, but it left him drained.
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Post by Mlle Antéchrist on Sept 8, 2011 5:13:31 GMT -5
You guys are jerks |
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Post by itachirumon on Sept 8, 2011 5:22:08 GMT -5
He fired his load.
He shot himself in the eye.
The shelf life on his cock reached it's expiration date.
He escaped to Dick Planet.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Sept 8, 2011 5:27:17 GMT -5
At least he died doing what he loved...
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