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Post by Amaranth on Sept 1, 2011 21:14:28 GMT -5
yeah back when we were first going out it was always fun trying to get the same register as the week or couple of days before when you bought 24 pack of condoms and lube and you're buying another one. Unfortunately I've been married so long now that the last register I bought condoms off has probably been promoted to store manager. Also who needs KY intense - when you have chloroform Lesbian rape is much harder to pull off when the other party is unconscious. |
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Sept 1, 2011 23:31:30 GMT -5
...I wonder how late the Wal-Mart self checkout lanes are open. Just have somebody ring it up instead. It's more fun. I dunno...obese person with poor fashion sense buying personal lubricant? I'd be lucky to get out of earshot (and I'm hard-of-hearing, mind) before they started snickering. Then again, what the hell. Maybe I'll throw a pack of condoms, a cucumber, some carrots, and an eggplant in the buggy, too. |
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Post by Amaranth on Sept 2, 2011 7:25:44 GMT -5
I dunno...obese person with poor fashion sense buying personal lubricant? I'd be lucky to get out of earshot (and I'm hard-of-hearing, mind) before they started snickering. Then again, what the hell. Maybe I'll throw a pack of condoms, a cucumber, some carrots, and an eggplant in the buggy, too. I still like the home pregnancy test and coathanger idea myself. |
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Post by lighthorseman on Sept 2, 2011 10:03:39 GMT -5
Just have somebody ring it up instead. It's more fun. I dunno...obese person with poor fashion sense buying personal lubricant? I'd be lucky to get out of earshot (and I'm hard-of-hearing, mind) before they started snickering. Then again, what the hell. Maybe I'll throw a pack of condoms, a cucumber, some carrots, and an eggplant in the buggy, too. I always find a pregnancy test and some wire coat hangers raises the most eyebrows. |
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Post by lighthorseman on Sept 2, 2011 10:04:15 GMT -5
I dunno...obese person with poor fashion sense buying personal lubricant? I'd be lucky to get out of earshot (and I'm hard-of-hearing, mind) before they started snickering. Then again, what the hell. Maybe I'll throw a pack of condoms, a cucumber, some carrots, and an eggplant in the buggy, too. I still like the home pregnancy test and coathanger idea myself. Fuck. Seriously??? |
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Post by Amaranth on Sept 2, 2011 10:07:09 GMT -5
I always find a pregnancy test and some wire coat hangers raises the most eyebrows. I take it you're an XKCD fan, too? |
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Post by Vene on Sept 2, 2011 10:25:43 GMT -5
Buy sudafed and a bunch of lithium batteries.
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Post by SimSim on Sept 2, 2011 15:12:08 GMT -5
It's hard to buy sudafed anymore, damn kids and their meth!
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Post by Thejebusfire on Sept 2, 2011 15:17:53 GMT -5
I'll get the popcorn.
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Post by Rat Of Steel on Sept 8, 2011 18:01:35 GMT -5
I dunno...obese person with poor fashion sense buying personal lubricant? I'd be lucky to get out of earshot (and I'm hard-of-hearing, mind) before they started snickering. Then again, what the hell. Maybe I'll throw a pack of condoms, a cucumber, some carrots, and an eggplant in the buggy, too. I always find a pregnancy test and some wire coat hangers raises the most eyebrows.  |
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