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Post by ohjohnno on Oct 16, 2011 7:36:37 GMT -5
That seems a bit more than 3 words...
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Post by Paimun on Oct 16, 2011 11:26:12 GMT -5
That seems a bit more than 3 words... But it's funny.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Oct 16, 2011 11:28:46 GMT -5
I'm amazed that there seems to be some semblence of continuity in that last paragraph.
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Post by Random Guy on Oct 16, 2011 11:40:15 GMT -5
One day Mira ate a Jew then got in a brawl with before dying horribly then a carrot peeled itself while in another world penguins splashed happily. Suddenly menstral blood spewed forth from a seemingly innocuous flower of death shooting flaming dicks that proceeded to cut a mime into 36 pieces. It couldn't help giggling maniacally as nothing interesting happened. Art Vandelay exploded inside your mum and dad's house eating spoiled fruitcakes with a gaping maw that encompased a woolly mammoth made of concrete. Suddenly, porn stars began to gyrate which alarmed Japan and aroused China and titillated Mongolia but not Kazakhstan because everyone there fucks pink sheep because they can access superior potassium. Unfortunately, somebody there burnt down France and framed Hades like a boss. Lithp fucked Harley with a chainsaw then stuck his tongue into a French baguette with AIDS that had been marinated in urine. Meanwhile, in Scotland a highlander's caber thrown into gyeonghwa's vast pornography collection of Queen Elizabeth and Prince Phillip inflation fetish laserdiscs goaded with Ironbite's delicious shrimp scampi burst into flames. Random guy inserted an atomic probe into a fossilized ascot which then became radioactive, killing Mira and Jews stock portfolio's value. Three days later disaster struck when Abraham Lincoln rose while still dead and fucked his chickens until they clucked in pleasure, then kicked lighthorseman in the balls. Purple monkey dishwasher complained about the angry transsexual walrus chewing pizza rolls smelling of farts, while messing up Harvestasha's personality. Ayatane tickled pink dinosaurs, which displeased many Jedi because they didn't find oil under Bono's fingenails. Suddenly, it was Judgement Day, and Ghost Rider was gathering children for his Apocalypse Army. Later that day, Jesus finally returned his library books on Juggalo culture and its ugly, smell and rather socially ambiguous metaphysics. This "juggalo culture" needed to be horny enough to cut the cheese into thin slices using their patented Apple icheese Knife with patented "ElectroStim" magic nipple tassels covered in menstrual blood from lemurs on meth.
Meanwhile, in another paragraph, shit went down.
"Fuck me!" exclaimed the Grand Dragon as he danced 'twixt shore and one-dimensional cubes which rained registry keys, long forgotten artifacts carrying the antimatter. Nam Myôhô Renge Kyo, thought Buddha, reminiscing about when Sleepy danced naked after ingesting meth with cum bubbles and vomited furiously into Heaven for Jesus's cum bubbles, for the protein. Buddha fought dinosaurs with his bellend covered in vomit from Sleepy, but Raptor Jesus attacked with a feather infected with Ebola. Freddie Mercury then a wop dug as ladybugs mimicked objectivists tripping balls on moose guts. Mecha Ayn Rand shat Rearden metal into Dick Cheney's face until Buddha screwed the pooch.
Rhino bucket potato ballsack aluminium syphilis man arrived at FOX News headquarters and was immediately wrapped in cardboard and eaten by the incredible bucket oranged and it exploded into bacon, with the lemons, which were combustible, imploding the universe.
"Crush the resistance!" screamed Haseen's nipple after being licked by a pie... a sexy pie.
In other news, suddenly nothing happened. Ooga Booga Wooga the Tea Party, gripped by psychosis, chanted to summon George W. Bush shiny polka dotted bikinis, for the imploding universe party. As even more Samsung phone chargers gained sentience, the Apple products surrendered Michele Bachmann's underwear and her gaping Batcave entrance tunnel. "Hark!" cried Michelle, "God tells me to eat crayons" and "kill all of myselves before the sentient testicles of doom burst forth from my chest and erupt into kittens" Bachmann, when she saw the stunned faces of the drooling teabagging horde, tore her silk shirt asunder and dropped screaming to her knees.
Pterosaurs started singing
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Post by ironbite on Oct 16, 2011 12:20:20 GMT -5
Time Judged All
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Post by Deus ex Populo on Oct 16, 2011 20:48:50 GMT -5
One day Mira ate a Jew then got in a brawl with before dying horribly then a carrot peeled itself while in another world penguins splashed happily. Suddenly menstral blood spewed forth from a seemingly innocuous flower of death shooting flaming dicks that proceeded to cut a mime into 36 pieces. It couldn't help giggling maniacally as nothing interesting happened. Art Vandelay exploded inside your mum and dad's house eating spoiled fruitcakes with a gaping maw that encompased a woolly mammoth made of concrete. Suddenly, porn stars began to gyrate which alarmed Japan and aroused China and titillated Mongolia but not Kazakhstan because everyone there fucks pink sheep because they can access superior potassium. Unfortunately, somebody there burnt down France and framed Hades like a boss. Lithp fucked Harley with a chainsaw then stuck his tongue into a French baguette with AIDS that had been marinated in urine. Meanwhile, in Scotland a highlander's caber thrown into gyeonghwa's vast pornography collection of Queen Elizabeth and Prince Phillip inflation fetish laserdiscs goaded with Ironbite's delicious shrimp scampi burst into flames. Random guy inserted an atomic probe into a fossilized ascot which then became radioactive, killing Mira and Jews stock portfolio's value. Three days later disaster struck when Abraham Lincoln rose while still dead and fucked his chickens until they clucked in pleasure, then kicked lighthorseman in the balls. Purple monkey dishwasher complained about the angry transsexual walrus chewing pizza rolls smelling of farts, while messing up Harvestasha's personality. Ayatane tickled pink dinosaurs, which displeased many Jedi because they didn't find oil under Bono's fingenails. Suddenly, it was Judgement Day, and Ghost Rider was gathering children for his Apocalypse Army. Later that day, Jesus finally returned his library books on Juggalo culture and its ugly, smell and rather socially ambiguous metaphysics. This "juggalo culture" needed to be horny enough to cut the cheese into thin slices using their patented Apple icheese Knife with patented "ElectroStim" magic nipple tassels covered in menstrual blood from lemurs on meth.
Meanwhile, in another paragraph, shit went down.
"Fuck me!" exclaimed the Grand Dragon as he danced 'twixt shore and one-dimensional cubes which rained registry keys, long forgotten artifacts carrying the antimatter. Nam Myôhô Renge Kyo, thought Buddha, reminiscing about when Sleepy danced naked after ingesting meth with cum bubbles and vomited furiously into Heaven for Jesus's cum bubbles, for the protein. Buddha fought dinosaurs with his bellend covered in vomit from Sleepy, but Raptor Jesus attacked with a feather infected with Ebola. Freddie Mercury then a wop dug as ladybugs mimicked objectivists tripping balls on moose guts. Mecha Ayn Rand shat Rearden metal into Dick Cheney's face until Buddha screwed the pooch.
Rhino bucket potato ballsack aluminium syphilis man arrived at FOX News headquarters and was immediately wrapped in cardboard and eaten by the incredible bucket oranged and it exploded into bacon, with the lemons, which were combustible, imploding the universe.
"Crush the resistance!" screamed Haseen's nipple after being licked by a pie... a sexy pie.
In other news, suddenly nothing happened. Ooga Booga Wooga the Tea Party, gripped by psychosis, chanted to summon George W. Bush shiny polka dotted bikinis, for the imploding universe party. As even more Samsung phone chargers gained sentience, the Apple products surrendered Michele Bachmann's underwear and her gaping Batcave entrance tunnel. "Hark!" cried Michelle, "God tells me to eat crayons" and "kill all of myselves before the sentient testicles of doom burst forth from my chest and erupt into kittens" Bachmann, when she saw the stunned faces of the drooling teabagging horde, tore her silk shirt asunder and dropped screaming to her knees.
Pterosaurs started singing to a nonexistent
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Post by tolpuddlemartyr on Oct 17, 2011 5:20:07 GMT -5
One day Mira ate a Jew then got in a brawl with before dying horribly then a carrot peeled itself while in another world penguins splashed happily. Suddenly menstral blood spewed forth from a seemingly innocuous flower of death shooting flaming dicks that proceeded to cut a mime into 36 pieces. It couldn't help giggling maniacally as nothing interesting happened. Art Vandelay exploded inside your mum and dad's house eating spoiled fruitcakes with a gaping maw that encompased a woolly mammoth made of concrete. Suddenly, porn stars began to gyrate which alarmed Japan and aroused China and titillated Mongolia but not Kazakhstan because everyone there fucks pink sheep because they can access superior potassium. Unfortunately, somebody there burnt down France and framed Hades like a boss. Lithp fucked Harley with a chainsaw then stuck his tongue into a French baguette with AIDS that had been marinated in urine. Meanwhile, in Scotland a highlander's caber thrown into gyeonghwa's vast pornography collection of Queen Elizabeth and Prince Phillip inflation fetish laserdiscs goaded with Ironbite's delicious shrimp scampi burst into flames. Random guy inserted an atomic probe into a fossilized ascot which then became radioactive, killing Mira and Jews stock portfolio's value. Three days later disaster struck when Abraham Lincoln rose while still dead and fucked his chickens until they clucked in pleasure, then kicked lighthorseman in the balls. Purple monkey dishwasher complained about the angry transsexual walrus chewing pizza rolls smelling of farts, while messing up Harvestasha's personality. Ayatane tickled pink dinosaurs, which displeased many Jedi because they didn't find oil under Bono's fingenails. Suddenly, it was Judgement Day, and Ghost Rider was gathering children for his Apocalypse Army. Later that day, Jesus finally returned his library books on Juggalo culture and its ugly, smell and rather socially ambiguous metaphysics. This "juggalo culture" needed to be horny enough to cut the cheese into thin slices using their patented Apple icheese Knife with patented "ElectroStim" magic nipple tassels covered in menstrual blood from lemurs on meth.
Meanwhile, in another paragraph, shit went down.
"Fuck me!" exclaimed the Grand Dragon as he danced 'twixt shore and one-dimensional cubes which rained registry keys, long forgotten artifacts carrying the antimatter. Nam Myôhô Renge Kyo, thought Buddha, reminiscing about when Sleepy danced naked after ingesting meth with cum bubbles and vomited furiously into Heaven for Jesus's cum bubbles, for the protein. Buddha fought dinosaurs with his bellend covered in vomit from Sleepy, but Raptor Jesus attacked with a feather infected with Ebola. Freddie Mercury then a wop dug as ladybugs mimicked objectivists tripping balls on moose guts. Mecha Ayn Rand shat Rearden metal into Dick Cheney's face until Buddha screwed the pooch.
Rhino bucket potato ballsack aluminium syphilis man arrived at FOX News headquarters and was immediately wrapped in cardboard and eaten by the incredible bucket oranged and it exploded into bacon, with the lemons, which were combustible, imploding the universe.
"Crush the resistance!" screamed Haseen's nipple after being licked by a pie... a sexy pie.
In other news, suddenly nothing happened. Ooga Booga Wooga the Tea Party, gripped by psychosis, chanted to summon George W. Bush shiny polka dotted bikinis, for the imploding universe party. As even more Samsung phone chargers gained sentience, the Apple products surrendered Michele Bachmann's underwear and her gaping Batcave entrance tunnel. "Hark!" cried Michelle, "God tells me to eat crayons" and "kill all of myselves before the sentient testicles of doom burst forth from my chest and erupt into kittens" Bachmann, when she saw the stunned faces of the drooling teabagging horde, tore her silk shirt asunder and dropped screaming to her knees.
Pterosaurs started singing to a nonexistent tesseract that (in their esteemed observances) was slightly miffed because
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Post by Random Guy on Oct 17, 2011 6:25:45 GMT -5
One day Mira ate a Jew then got in a brawl with before dying horribly then a carrot peeled itself while in another world penguins splashed happily. Suddenly menstral blood spewed forth from a seemingly innocuous flower of death shooting flaming dicks that proceeded to cut a mime into 36 pieces. It couldn't help giggling maniacally as nothing interesting happened. Art Vandelay exploded inside your mum and dad's house eating spoiled fruitcakes with a gaping maw that encompased a woolly mammoth made of concrete. Suddenly, porn stars began to gyrate which alarmed Japan and aroused China and titillated Mongolia but not Kazakhstan because everyone there fucks pink sheep because they can access superior potassium. Unfortunately, somebody there burnt down France and framed Hades like a boss. Lithp fucked Harley with a chainsaw then stuck his tongue into a French baguette with AIDS that had been marinated in urine. Meanwhile, in Scotland a highlander's caber thrown into gyeonghwa's vast pornography collection of Queen Elizabeth and Prince Phillip inflation fetish laserdiscs goaded with Ironbite's delicious shrimp scampi burst into flames. Random guy inserted an atomic probe into a fossilized ascot which then became radioactive, killing Mira and Jews stock portfolio's value. Three days later disaster struck when Abraham Lincoln rose while still dead and fucked his chickens until they clucked in pleasure, then kicked lighthorseman in the balls. Purple monkey dishwasher complained about the angry transsexual walrus chewing pizza rolls smelling of farts, while messing up Harvestasha's personality. Ayatane tickled pink dinosaurs, which displeased many Jedi because they didn't find oil under Bono's fingenails. Suddenly, it was Judgement Day, and Ghost Rider was gathering children for his Apocalypse Army. Later that day, Jesus finally returned his library books on Juggalo culture and its ugly, smell and rather socially ambiguous metaphysics. This "juggalo culture" needed to be horny enough to cut the cheese into thin slices using their patented Apple icheese Knife with patented "ElectroStim" magic nipple tassels covered in menstrual blood from lemurs on meth.
Meanwhile, in another paragraph, shit went down.
"Fuck me!" exclaimed the Grand Dragon as he danced 'twixt shore and one-dimensional cubes which rained registry keys, long forgotten artifacts carrying the antimatter. Nam Myôhô Renge Kyo, thought Buddha, reminiscing about when Sleepy danced naked after ingesting meth with cum bubbles and vomited furiously into Heaven for Jesus's cum bubbles, for the protein. Buddha fought dinosaurs with his bellend covered in vomit from Sleepy, but Raptor Jesus attacked with a feather infected with Ebola. Freddie Mercury then a wop dug as ladybugs mimicked objectivists tripping balls on moose guts. Mecha Ayn Rand shat Rearden metal into Dick Cheney's face until Buddha screwed the pooch.
Rhino bucket potato ballsack aluminium syphilis man arrived at FOX News headquarters and was immediately wrapped in cardboard and eaten by the incredible bucket oranged and it exploded into bacon, with the lemons, which were combustible, imploding the universe.
"Crush the resistance!" screamed Haseen's nipple after being licked by a pie... a sexy pie.
In other news, suddenly nothing happened. Ooga Booga Wooga the Tea Party, gripped by psychosis, chanted to summon George W. Bush shiny polka dotted bikinis, for the imploding universe party. As even more Samsung phone chargers gained sentience, the Apple products surrendered Michele Bachmann's underwear and her gaping Batcave entrance tunnel. "Hark!" cried Michelle, "God tells me to eat crayons" and "kill all of myselves before the sentient testicles of doom burst forth from my chest and erupt into kittens" Bachmann, when she saw the stunned faces of the drooling teabagging horde, tore her silk shirt asunder and dropped screaming to her knees.
Pterosaurs started singing to a nonexistent tesseract that (in their esteemed observances) was slightly miffed because tolpuddlemartyr's overabundant words
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Post by shadowpanther on Oct 17, 2011 9:30:11 GMT -5
One day Mira ate a Jew then got in a brawl with before dying horribly then a carrot peeled itself while in another world penguins splashed happily. Suddenly menstral blood spewed forth from a seemingly innocuous flower of death shooting flaming dicks that proceeded to cut a mime into 36 pieces. It couldn't help giggling maniacally as nothing interesting happened. Art Vandelay exploded inside your mum and dad's house eating spoiled fruitcakes with a gaping maw that encompased a woolly mammoth made of concrete. Suddenly, porn stars began to gyrate which alarmed Japan and aroused China and titillated Mongolia but not Kazakhstan because everyone there fucks pink sheep because they can access superior potassium. Unfortunately, somebody there burnt down France and framed Hades like a boss. Lithp fucked Harley with a chainsaw then stuck his tongue into a French baguette with AIDS that had been marinated in urine. Meanwhile, in Scotland a highlander's caber thrown into gyeonghwa's vast pornography collection of Queen Elizabeth and Prince Phillip inflation fetish laserdiscs goaded with Ironbite's delicious shrimp scampi burst into flames. Random guy inserted an atomic probe into a fossilized ascot which then became radioactive, killing Mira and Jews stock portfolio's value. Three days later disaster struck when Abraham Lincoln rose while still dead and fucked his chickens until they clucked in pleasure, then kicked lighthorseman in the balls. Purple monkey dishwasher complained about the angry transsexual walrus chewing pizza rolls smelling of farts, while messing up Harvestasha's personality. Ayatane tickled pink dinosaurs, which displeased many Jedi because they didn't find oil under Bono's fingenails. Suddenly, it was Judgement Day, and Ghost Rider was gathering children for his Apocalypse Army. Later that day, Jesus finally returned his library books on Juggalo culture and its ugly, smell and rather socially ambiguous metaphysics. This "juggalo culture" needed to be horny enough to cut the cheese into thin slices using their patented Apple icheese Knife with patented "ElectroStim" magic nipple tassels covered in menstrual blood from lemurs on meth.
Meanwhile, in another paragraph, shit went down.
"Fuck me!" exclaimed the Grand Dragon as he danced 'twixt shore and one-dimensional cubes which rained registry keys, long forgotten artifacts carrying the antimatter. Nam Myôhô Renge Kyo, thought Buddha, reminiscing about when Sleepy danced naked after ingesting meth with cum bubbles and vomited furiously into Heaven for Jesus's cum bubbles, for the protein. Buddha fought dinosaurs with his bellend covered in vomit from Sleepy, but Raptor Jesus attacked with a feather infected with Ebola. Freddie Mercury then a wop dug as ladybugs mimicked objectivists tripping balls on moose guts. Mecha Ayn Rand shat Rearden metal into Dick Cheney's face until Buddha screwed the pooch.
Rhino bucket potato ballsack aluminium syphilis man arrived at FOX News headquarters and was immediately wrapped in cardboard and eaten by the incredible bucket oranged and it exploded into bacon, with the lemons, which were combustible, imploding the universe.
"Crush the resistance!" screamed Haseen's nipple after being licked by a pie... a sexy pie.
In other news, suddenly nothing happened. Ooga Booga Wooga the Tea Party, gripped by psychosis, chanted to summon George W. Bush shiny polka dotted bikinis, for the imploding universe party. As even more Samsung phone chargers gained sentience, the Apple products surrendered Michele Bachmann's underwear and her gaping Batcave entrance tunnel. "Hark!" cried Michelle, "God tells me to eat crayons" and "kill all of myselves before the sentient testicles of doom burst forth from my chest and erupt into kittens" Bachmann, when she saw the stunned faces of the drooling teabagging horde, tore her silk shirt asunder and dropped screaming to her knees.
Pterosaurs started singing to a nonexistent tesseract that (in their esteemed observances) was slightly miffed because tolpuddlemartyr's overabundant words kept violating three
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Post by Art Vandelay on Oct 17, 2011 10:31:49 GMT -5
One day Mira ate a Jew then got in a brawl with before dying horribly then a carrot peeled itself while in another world penguins splashed happily. Suddenly menstral blood spewed forth from a seemingly innocuous flower of death shooting flaming dicks that proceeded to cut a mime into 36 pieces. It couldn't help giggling maniacally as nothing interesting happened. Art Vandelay exploded inside your mum and dad's house eating spoiled fruitcakes with a gaping maw that encompased a woolly mammoth made of concrete. Suddenly, porn stars began to gyrate which alarmed Japan and aroused China and titillated Mongolia but not Kazakhstan because everyone there fucks pink sheep because they can access superior potassium. Unfortunately, somebody there burnt down France and framed Hades like a boss. Lithp fucked Harley with a chainsaw then stuck his tongue into a French baguette with AIDS that had been marinated in urine. Meanwhile, in Scotland a highlander's caber thrown into gyeonghwa's vast pornography collection of Queen Elizabeth and Prince Phillip inflation fetish laserdiscs goaded with Ironbite's delicious shrimp scampi burst into flames. Random guy inserted an atomic probe into a fossilized ascot which then became radioactive, killing Mira and Jews stock portfolio's value. Three days later disaster struck when Abraham Lincoln rose while still dead and fucked his chickens until they clucked in pleasure, then kicked lighthorseman in the balls. Purple monkey dishwasher complained about the angry transsexual walrus chewing pizza rolls smelling of farts, while messing up Harvestasha's personality. Ayatane tickled pink dinosaurs, which displeased many Jedi because they didn't find oil under Bono's fingenails. Suddenly, it was Judgement Day, and Ghost Rider was gathering children for his Apocalypse Army. Later that day, Jesus finally returned his library books on Juggalo culture and its ugly, smell and rather socially ambiguous metaphysics. This "juggalo culture" needed to be horny enough to cut the cheese into thin slices using their patented Apple icheese Knife with patented "ElectroStim" magic nipple tassels covered in menstrual blood from lemurs on meth.
Meanwhile, in another paragraph, shit went down.
"Fuck me!" exclaimed the Grand Dragon as he danced 'twixt shore and one-dimensional cubes which rained registry keys, long forgotten artifacts carrying the antimatter. Nam Myôhô Renge Kyo, thought Buddha, reminiscing about when Sleepy danced naked after ingesting meth with cum bubbles and vomited furiously into Heaven for Jesus's cum bubbles, for the protein. Buddha fought dinosaurs with his bellend covered in vomit from Sleepy, but Raptor Jesus attacked with a feather infected with Ebola. Freddie Mercury then a wop dug as ladybugs mimicked objectivists tripping balls on moose guts. Mecha Ayn Rand shat Rearden metal into Dick Cheney's face until Buddha screwed the pooch.
Rhino bucket potato ballsack aluminium syphilis man arrived at FOX News headquarters and was immediately wrapped in cardboard and eaten by the incredible bucket oranged and it exploded into bacon, with the lemons, which were combustible, imploding the universe.
"Crush the resistance!" screamed Haseen's nipple after being licked by a pie... a sexy pie.
In other news, suddenly nothing happened. Ooga Booga Wooga the Tea Party, gripped by psychosis, chanted to summon George W. Bush shiny polka dotted bikinis, for the imploding universe party. As even more Samsung phone chargers gained sentience, the Apple products surrendered Michele Bachmann's underwear and her gaping Batcave entrance tunnel. "Hark!" cried Michelle, "God tells me to eat crayons" and "kill all of myselves before the sentient testicles of doom burst forth from my chest and erupt into kittens" Bachmann, when she saw the stunned faces of the drooling teabagging horde, tore her silk shirt asunder and dropped screaming to her knees.
Pterosaurs started singing to a nonexistent tesseract that (in their esteemed observances) was slightly miffed because tolpuddlemartyr's overabundant words kept violating three big hairy bollocks (Nap: Note the correct spelling of "bollocks")
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Post by ohjohnno on Oct 17, 2011 13:16:57 GMT -5
One day Mira ate a Jew then got in a brawl with before dying horribly then a carrot peeled itself while in another world penguins splashed happily. Suddenly menstral blood spewed forth from a seemingly innocuous flower of death shooting flaming dicks that proceeded to cut a mime into 36 pieces. It couldn't help giggling maniacally as nothing interesting happened. Art Vandelay exploded inside your mum and dad's house eating spoiled fruitcakes with a gaping maw that encompased a woolly mammoth made of concrete. Suddenly, porn stars began to gyrate which alarmed Japan and aroused China and titillated Mongolia but not Kazakhstan because everyone there fucks pink sheep because they can access superior potassium. Unfortunately, somebody there burnt down France and framed Hades like a boss. Lithp fucked Harley with a chainsaw then stuck his tongue into a French baguette with AIDS that had been marinated in urine. Meanwhile, in Scotland a highlander's caber thrown into gyeonghwa's vast pornography collection of Queen Elizabeth and Prince Phillip inflation fetish laserdiscs goaded with Ironbite's delicious shrimp scampi burst into flames. Random guy inserted an atomic probe into a fossilized ascot which then became radioactive, killing Mira and Jews stock portfolio's value. Three days later disaster struck when Abraham Lincoln rose while still dead and fucked his chickens until they clucked in pleasure, then kicked lighthorseman in the balls. Purple monkey dishwasher complained about the angry transsexual walrus chewing pizza rolls smelling of farts, while messing up Harvestasha's personality. Ayatane tickled pink dinosaurs, which displeased many Jedi because they didn't find oil under Bono's fingenails. Suddenly, it was Judgement Day, and Ghost Rider was gathering children for his Apocalypse Army. Later that day, Jesus finally returned his library books on Juggalo culture and its ugly, smell and rather socially ambiguous metaphysics. This "juggalo culture" needed to be horny enough to cut the cheese into thin slices using their patented Apple icheese Knife with patented "ElectroStim" magic nipple tassels covered in menstrual blood from lemurs on meth.
Meanwhile, in another paragraph, shit went down.
"Fuck me!" exclaimed the Grand Dragon as he danced 'twixt shore and one-dimensional cubes which rained registry keys, long forgotten artifacts carrying the antimatter. Nam Myôhô Renge Kyo, thought Buddha, reminiscing about when Sleepy danced naked after ingesting meth with cum bubbles and vomited furiously into Heaven for Jesus's cum bubbles, for the protein. Buddha fought dinosaurs with his bellend covered in vomit from Sleepy, but Raptor Jesus attacked with a feather infected with Ebola. Freddie Mercury then a wop dug as ladybugs mimicked objectivists tripping balls on moose guts. Mecha Ayn Rand shat Rearden metal into Dick Cheney's face until Buddha screwed the pooch.
Rhino bucket potato ballsack aluminium syphilis man arrived at FOX News headquarters and was immediately wrapped in cardboard and eaten by the incredible bucket oranged and it exploded into bacon, with the lemons, which were combustible, imploding the universe.
"Crush the resistance!" screamed Haseen's nipple after being licked by a pie... a sexy pie.
In other news, suddenly nothing happened. Ooga Booga Wooga the Tea Party, gripped by psychosis, chanted to summon George W. Bush shiny polka dotted bikinis, for the imploding universe party. As even more Samsung phone chargers gained sentience, the Apple products surrendered Michele Bachmann's underwear and her gaping Batcave entrance tunnel. "Hark!" cried Michelle, "God tells me to eat crayons" and "kill all of myselves before the sentient testicles of doom burst forth from my chest and erupt into kittens" Bachmann, when she saw the stunned faces of the drooling teabagging horde, tore her silk shirt asunder and dropped screaming to her knees.
Pterosaurs started singing to a nonexistent tesseract that (in their esteemed observances) was slightly miffed because tolpuddlemartyr's overabundant words kept violating three big hairy bollocks.
A seasoned witch...
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Post by tolpuddlemartyr on Oct 17, 2011 19:00:45 GMT -5
One day Mira ate a Jew then got in a brawl with before dying horribly then a carrot peeled itself while in another world penguins splashed happily. Suddenly menstral blood spewed forth from a seemingly innocuous flower of death shooting flaming dicks that proceeded to cut a mime into 36 pieces. It couldn't help giggling maniacally as nothing interesting happened. Art Vandelay exploded inside your mum and dad's house eating spoiled fruitcakes with a gaping maw that encompased a woolly mammoth made of concrete. Suddenly, porn stars began to gyrate which alarmed Japan and aroused China and titillated Mongolia but not Kazakhstan because everyone there fucks pink sheep because they can access superior potassium. Unfortunately, somebody there burnt down France and framed Hades like a boss. Lithp fucked Harley with a chainsaw then stuck his tongue into a French baguette with AIDS that had been marinated in urine. Meanwhile, in Scotland a highlander's caber thrown into gyeonghwa's vast pornography collection of Queen Elizabeth and Prince Phillip inflation fetish laserdiscs goaded with Ironbite's delicious shrimp scampi burst into flames. Random guy inserted an atomic probe into a fossilized ascot which then became radioactive, killing Mira and Jews stock portfolio's value. Three days later disaster struck when Abraham Lincoln rose while still dead and fucked his chickens until they clucked in pleasure, then kicked lighthorseman in the balls. Purple monkey dishwasher complained about the angry transsexual walrus chewing pizza rolls smelling of farts, while messing up Harvestasha's personality. Ayatane tickled pink dinosaurs, which displeased many Jedi because they didn't find oil under Bono's fingenails. Suddenly, it was Judgement Day, and Ghost Rider was gathering children for his Apocalypse Army. Later that day, Jesus finally returned his library books on Juggalo culture and its ugly, smell and rather socially ambiguous metaphysics. This "juggalo culture" needed to be horny enough to cut the cheese into thin slices using their patented Apple icheese Knife with patented "ElectroStim" magic nipple tassels covered in menstrual blood from lemurs on meth.
Meanwhile, in another paragraph, shit went down.
"Fuck me!" exclaimed the Grand Dragon as he danced 'twixt shore and one-dimensional cubes which rained registry keys, long forgotten artifacts carrying the antimatter. Nam Myôhô Renge Kyo, thought Buddha, reminiscing about when Sleepy danced naked after ingesting meth with cum bubbles and vomited furiously into Heaven for Jesus's cum bubbles, for the protein. Buddha fought dinosaurs with his bellend covered in vomit from Sleepy, but Raptor Jesus attacked with a feather infected with Ebola. Freddie Mercury then a wop dug as ladybugs mimicked objectivists tripping balls on moose guts. Mecha Ayn Rand shat Rearden metal into Dick Cheney's face until Buddha screwed the pooch.
Rhino bucket potato ballsack aluminium syphilis man arrived at FOX News headquarters and was immediately wrapped in cardboard and eaten by the incredible bucket oranged and it exploded into bacon, with the lemons, which were combustible, imploding the universe.
"Crush the resistance!" screamed Haseen's nipple after being licked by a pie... a sexy pie.
In other news, suddenly nothing happened. Ooga Booga Wooga the Tea Party, gripped by psychosis, chanted to summon George W. Bush shiny polka dotted bikinis, for the imploding universe party. As even more Samsung phone chargers gained sentience, the Apple products surrendered Michele Bachmann's underwear and her gaping Batcave entrance tunnel. "Hark!" cried Michelle, "God tells me to eat crayons" and "kill all of myselves before the sentient testicles of doom burst forth from my chest and erupt into kittens" Bachmann, when she saw the stunned faces of the drooling teabagging horde, tore her silk shirt asunder and dropped screaming to her knees.
Pterosaurs started singing to a nonexistent tesseract that (in their esteemed observances) was slightly miffed because tolpuddlemartyr's overabundant words kept violating three big hairy bollocks.
A seasoned witch plucked three petunias...
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Post by ironbite on Oct 17, 2011 20:34:38 GMT -5
]One day Mira ate a Jew then got in a brawl with before dying horribly then a carrot peeled itself while in another world penguins splashed happily. Suddenly menstral blood spewed forth from a seemingly innocuous flower of death shooting flaming dicks that proceeded to cut a mime into 36 pieces. It couldn't help giggling maniacally as nothing interesting happened. Art Vandelay exploded inside your mum and dad's house eating spoiled fruitcakes with a gaping maw that encompased a woolly mammoth made of concrete. Suddenly, porn stars began to gyrate which alarmed Japan and aroused China and titillated Mongolia but not Kazakhstan because everyone there fucks pink sheep because they can access superior potassium. Unfortunately, somebody there burnt down France and framed Hades like a boss. Lithp fucked Harley with a chainsaw then stuck his tongue into a French baguette with AIDS that had been marinated in urine. Meanwhile, in Scotland a highlander's caber thrown into gyeonghwa's vast pornography collection of Queen Elizabeth and Prince Phillip inflation fetish laserdiscs goaded with Ironbite's delicious shrimp scampi burst into flames. Random guy inserted an atomic probe into a fossilized ascot which then became radioactive, killing Mira and Jews stock portfolio's value. Three days later disaster struck when Abraham Lincoln rose while still dead and fucked his chickens until they clucked in pleasure, then kicked lighthorseman in the balls. Purple monkey dishwasher complained about the angry transsexual walrus chewing pizza rolls smelling of farts, while messing up Harvestasha's personality. Ayatane tickled pink dinosaurs, which displeased many Jedi because they didn't find oil under Bono's fingenails. Suddenly, it was Judgement Day, and Ghost Rider was gathering children for his Apocalypse Army. Later that day, Jesus finally returned his library books on Juggalo culture and its ugly, smell and rather socially ambiguous metaphysics. This "juggalo culture" needed to be horny enough to cut the cheese into thin slices using their patented Apple icheese Knife with patented "ElectroStim" magic nipple tassels covered in menstrual blood from lemurs on meth.
Meanwhile, in another paragraph, shit went down.
"Fuck me!" exclaimed the Grand Dragon as he danced 'twixt shore and one-dimensional cubes which rained registry keys, long forgotten artifacts carrying the antimatter. Nam Myôhô Renge Kyo, thought Buddha, reminiscing about when Sleepy danced naked after ingesting meth with cum bubbles and vomited furiously into Heaven for Jesus's cum bubbles, for the protein. Buddha fought dinosaurs with his bellend covered in vomit from Sleepy, but Raptor Jesus attacked with a feather infected with Ebola. Freddie Mercury then a wop dug as ladybugs mimicked objectivists tripping balls on moose guts. Mecha Ayn Rand shat Rearden metal into Dick Cheney's face until Buddha screwed the pooch.
Rhino bucket potato ballsack aluminium syphilis man arrived at FOX News headquarters and was immediately wrapped in cardboard and eaten by the incredible bucket oranged and it exploded into bacon, with the lemons, which were combustible, imploding the universe.
"Crush the resistance!" screamed Haseen's nipple after being licked by a pie... a sexy pie.
In other news, suddenly nothing happened. Ooga Booga Wooga the Tea Party, gripped by psychosis, chanted to summon George W. Bush shiny polka dotted bikinis, for the imploding universe party. As even more Samsung phone chargers gained sentience, the Apple products surrendered Michele Bachmann's underwear and her gaping Batcave entrance tunnel. "Hark!" cried Michelle, "God tells me to eat crayons" and "kill all of myselves before the sentient testicles of doom burst forth from my chest and erupt into kittens" Bachmann, when she saw the stunned faces of the drooling teabagging horde, tore her silk shirt asunder and dropped screaming to her knees.
Pterosaurs started singing to a nonexistent tesseract that (in their esteemed observances) was slightly miffed because tolpuddlemartyr's overabundant words kept violating three big hairy bollocks.
A seasoned witch plucked three petunias which judge them
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Post by Haseen on Oct 18, 2011 1:29:30 GMT -5
One day Mira ate a Jew then got in a brawl with before dying horribly then a carrot peeled itself while in another world penguins splashed happily. Suddenly menstral blood spewed forth from a seemingly innocuous flower of death shooting flaming dicks that proceeded to cut a mime into 36 pieces. It couldn't help giggling maniacally as nothing interesting happened. Art Vandelay exploded inside your mum and dad's house eating spoiled fruitcakes with a gaping maw that encompased a woolly mammoth made of concrete. Suddenly, porn stars began to gyrate which alarmed Japan and aroused China and titillated Mongolia but not Kazakhstan because everyone there fucks pink sheep because they can access superior potassium. Unfortunately, somebody there burnt down France and framed Hades like a boss. Lithp fucked Harley with a chainsaw then stuck his tongue into a French baguette with AIDS that had been marinated in urine. Meanwhile, in Scotland a highlander's caber thrown into gyeonghwa's vast pornography collection of Queen Elizabeth and Prince Phillip inflation fetish laserdiscs goaded with Ironbite's delicious shrimp scampi burst into flames. Random guy inserted an atomic probe into a fossilized ascot which then became radioactive, killing Mira and Jews stock portfolio's value. Three days later disaster struck when Abraham Lincoln rose while still dead and fucked his chickens until they clucked in pleasure, then kicked lighthorseman in the balls. Purple monkey dishwasher complained about the angry transsexual walrus chewing pizza rolls smelling of farts, while messing up Harvestasha's personality. Ayatane tickled pink dinosaurs, which displeased many Jedi because they didn't find oil under Bono's fingenails. Suddenly, it was Judgement Day, and Ghost Rider was gathering children for his Apocalypse Army. Later that day, Jesus finally returned his library books on Juggalo culture and its ugly, smell and rather socially ambiguous metaphysics. This "juggalo culture" needed to be horny enough to cut the cheese into thin slices using their patented Apple icheese Knife with patented "ElectroStim" magic nipple tassels covered in menstrual blood from lemurs on meth.
Meanwhile, in another paragraph, shit went down.
"Fuck me!" exclaimed the Grand Dragon as he danced 'twixt shore and one-dimensional cubes which rained registry keys, long forgotten artifacts carrying the antimatter. Nam Myôhô Renge Kyo, thought Buddha, reminiscing about when Sleepy danced naked after ingesting meth with cum bubbles and vomited furiously into Heaven for Jesus's cum bubbles, for the protein. Buddha fought dinosaurs with his bellend covered in vomit from Sleepy, but Raptor Jesus attacked with a feather infected with Ebola. Freddie Mercury then a wop dug as ladybugs mimicked objectivists tripping balls on moose guts. Mecha Ayn Rand shat Rearden metal into Dick Cheney's face until Buddha screwed the pooch.
Rhino bucket potato ballsack aluminium syphilis man arrived at FOX News headquarters and was immediately wrapped in cardboard and eaten by the incredible bucket oranged and it exploded into bacon, with the lemons, which were combustible, imploding the universe.
"Crush the resistance!" screamed Haseen's nipple after being licked by a pie... a sexy pie.
In other news, suddenly nothing happened. Ooga Booga Wooga the Tea Party, gripped by psychosis, chanted to summon George W. Bush shiny polka dotted bikinis, for the imploding universe party. As even more Samsung phone chargers gained sentience, the Apple products surrendered Michele Bachmann's underwear and her gaping Batcave entrance tunnel. "Hark!" cried Michelle, "God tells me to eat crayons" and "kill all of myselves before the sentient testicles of doom burst forth from my chest and erupt into kittens" Bachmann, when she saw the stunned faces of the drooling teabagging horde, tore her silk shirt asunder and dropped screaming to her knees.
Pterosaurs started singing to a nonexistent tesseract that (in their esteemed observances) was slightly miffed because tolpuddlemartyr's overabundant words kept violating three big hairy bollocks.
A seasoned witch plucked three petunias which judge them (teabaggers) as "unrepentent
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Post by tolpuddlemartyr on Oct 18, 2011 3:39:12 GMT -5
One day Mira ate a Jew then got in a brawl with before dying horribly then a carrot peeled itself while in another world penguins splashed happily. Suddenly menstral blood spewed forth from a seemingly innocuous flower of death shooting flaming dicks that proceeded to cut a mime into 36 pieces. It couldn't help giggling maniacally as nothing interesting happened. Art Vandelay exploded inside your mum and dad's house eating spoiled fruitcakes with a gaping maw that encompased a woolly mammoth made of concrete. Suddenly, porn stars began to gyrate which alarmed Japan and aroused China and titillated Mongolia but not Kazakhstan because everyone there fucks pink sheep because they can access superior potassium. Unfortunately, somebody there burnt down France and framed Hades like a boss. Lithp fucked Harley with a chainsaw then stuck his tongue into a French baguette with AIDS that had been marinated in urine. Meanwhile, in Scotland a highlander's caber thrown into gyeonghwa's vast pornography collection of Queen Elizabeth and Prince Phillip inflation fetish laserdiscs goaded with Ironbite's delicious shrimp scampi burst into flames. Random guy inserted an atomic probe into a fossilized ascot which then became radioactive, killing Mira and Jews stock portfolio's value. Three days later disaster struck when Abraham Lincoln rose while still dead and fucked his chickens until they clucked in pleasure, then kicked lighthorseman in the balls. Purple monkey dishwasher complained about the angry transsexual walrus chewing pizza rolls smelling of farts, while messing up Harvestasha's personality. Ayatane tickled pink dinosaurs, which displeased many Jedi because they didn't find oil under Bono's fingenails. Suddenly, it was Judgement Day, and Ghost Rider was gathering children for his Apocalypse Army. Later that day, Jesus finally returned his library books on Juggalo culture and its ugly, smell and rather socially ambiguous metaphysics. This "juggalo culture" needed to be horny enough to cut the cheese into thin slices using their patented Apple icheese Knife with patented "ElectroStim" magic nipple tassels covered in menstrual blood from lemurs on meth.
Meanwhile, in another paragraph, shit went down.
"Fuck me!" exclaimed the Grand Dragon as he danced 'twixt shore and one-dimensional cubes which rained registry keys, long forgotten artifacts carrying the antimatter. Nam Myôhô Renge Kyo, thought Buddha, reminiscing about when Sleepy danced naked after ingesting meth with cum bubbles and vomited furiously into Heaven for Jesus's cum bubbles, for the protein. Buddha fought dinosaurs with his bellend covered in vomit from Sleepy, but Raptor Jesus attacked with a feather infected with Ebola. Freddie Mercury then a wop dug as ladybugs mimicked objectivists tripping balls on moose guts. Mecha Ayn Rand shat Rearden metal into Dick Cheney's face until Buddha screwed the pooch.
Rhino bucket potato ballsack aluminium syphilis man arrived at FOX News headquarters and was immediately wrapped in cardboard and eaten by the incredible bucket oranged and it exploded into bacon, with the lemons, which were combustible, imploding the universe.
"Crush the resistance!" screamed Haseen's nipple after being licked by a pie... a sexy pie.
In other news, suddenly nothing happened. Ooga Booga Wooga the Tea Party, gripped by psychosis, chanted to summon George W. Bush shiny polka dotted bikinis, for the imploding universe party. As even more Samsung phone chargers gained sentience, the Apple products surrendered Michele Bachmann's underwear and her gaping Batcave entrance tunnel. "Hark!" cried Michelle, "God tells me to eat crayons" and "kill all of myselves before the sentient testicles of doom burst forth from my chest and erupt into kittens" Bachmann, when she saw the stunned faces of the drooling teabagging horde, tore her silk shirt asunder and dropped screaming to her knees.
Pterosaurs started singing to a nonexistent tesseract that (in their esteemed observances) was slightly miffed because tolpuddlemartyr's overabundant words kept violating three big hairy bollocks.
A seasoned witch plucked three petunias which judge them (teabaggers) as "unrepentantly inaniloquent scatskulls"
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