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Post by clockworkgirl21 on Oct 18, 2011 0:29:07 GMT -5
If you're a cop, don't start talking about how you're close to retirement or how much you love your family. You will die in 24 hours. Especially if you're black.
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Post by Thejebusfire on Oct 18, 2011 0:42:48 GMT -5
Ladies, don't sleep alone with your boyfriend if a serial killer is on the loose. Becuase chances are, it's probably him.
If you're locked overnight in a haunted house, don't go off alone. In fact, just stay together in the living room.
Ladies, demons, zombies, aliens, and stab happy psychos don't care much for titties. Remove you're clothes and you'll die a horible death.
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Post by Jack Bauer on Oct 18, 2011 3:37:37 GMT -5
- If you are in a hick town when the strangeness starts, don't expect any help from the locals - they are causing it - and don't go running to the sheriff, he's the main perpetrator.
- Don't steal the golden/jewel encrusted thingy from the ancient site/temple/grave. Just take a picture of it and put it back.
- When the batty old man/woman grabs your arm in the local store of the strange town you are visiting fro the first time, take heed of their warning not to visit the mine/cave/beach/woods/disused granary etc., etc.
- Do not go wandering around in the spooky forest in the dead of night at the full moon - especially when you have been hearing howly things all evening.
- Do not accept an invitation to dine with anyone called 'Alucard', they are probably not who you might think they are.
- If you are the spotty nerd type who has never managed to get the girl, when the hot, popular cheerleader comes on to you, just say no! It is not your charisma she is after but your vital fluids.
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Post by Napoleon the Clown on Oct 18, 2011 3:58:24 GMT -5
- Kiss your ass goodbye, because you're probably going to die no matter what.
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Post by tolpuddlemartyr on Oct 18, 2011 4:23:38 GMT -5
- If you are the antisocial loner type your chances of survival are actually pretty sweet. First however you'll die horribly and come back as a remorseless, indestructible killing machine with magic powers-sweet!
- Unfortunately you'll still suck at talking to girls, actually you'll have a worse effect on them-bummer!
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Post by Vypernight on Oct 18, 2011 4:47:55 GMT -5
-If people are being kidnapped and placed in horrible traps, then make sure you haven't p***ed off any old people recently or caused any deaths. If you have, immediately turn yourself in; you'll live longer.
-If you haven't done anything bad to anyone, make sure you're enjoying your life and doing something productive.
-Also, even if it's your job, avoid any assignments where you're hunting down or researching the psycho kidnapping those people.
-Actually just packing up and leaving town is your safest bet. Move across the country if you have to.
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Post by ironbite on Oct 18, 2011 10:54:34 GMT -5
-don't have sex
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