Please Sir, Can I Have Some More?

[itachirumon]

.....As It's Not Like I Don't Make Enough Already

www.rightwingwatch.org/content/robertson-tells-woman-who-cant-pay-mortgage-she-must-keep-tithing-order-receive-gods-blessin

You stay classy, Pat Robertson. And one day, you'll have that McMcMansion and solid gold statue of yourself. You'll get the money somehow, please don't cry. It'll be okay. Just a couple million more, yea?

[Jodie]

God can be bribed directly, but only through Pat Robinson.


Fucking parasite scammer.

[itachirumon]

Don't you just love the whole "You're poor cos' you're spending your money frivolously... oh by the way, there's a toll to enter Heaven now, God tax!"

Piece of shit.

[anti-nonsense]

Pat Robertson is a dick, in other news, water is wet.

[xotan]

The solution is in Acts.

Early Christians made a common pool of their property/money and helped each other out. It was administered by the Church, of course. Annanias and Saphira, his wife, didn't quite get the message. They kept some dosh for themselves and got blasted by the Holy Spirit. So Pat R. does seem to have Gopd on his side in this one - except that he's not helping out a needful fellow Christian.

Perhaps that woman should pray to the Holy Spirit that Pat might die/get blasted and leave her something in his will?

[gadfly]

Maybe Pat should just write her a check and, y'know, help her out. I'm sure it's not too much for him, and besides, I'm pretty sure there's something in James about hypocrites who just say something nice and then go on their way without helping a person in need.

Also, damn, he's mumbly and incoherent.

[Haseen]

[Paradox]

Luke said:

18 And a ruler asked him, "Good Teacher, what shall I do to inherit eternal life?"
19 And Jesus said to him, "Why do you call me good? No one is good but God alone.
20 You know the commandments: 'Do not commit adultery, Do not kill, Do not steal, Do not bear false witness, Honor your father and mother.'"
21 And he said, "All these I have observed from my youth."
22 And when Jesus heard it, he said to him, "One thing you still lack. Sell all that you have and distribute to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven; and come, follow me."
23 But when he heard this he became sad, for he was very rich.
24 Jesus looking at him said, "How hard it is for those who have riches to enter the kingdom of God!
25 For it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God."
26 Those who heard it said, "Then who can be saved?"
27 But he said, "What is impossible with men is possible with God."

Luke 18:18-27

Never trust a rich preacher.