One of the great Christmas traditions

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One of the great Christmas traditions Dec 28, 2011 11:10:00 GMT -5

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...is the Greek Orthodox and Armenian priests having their annual punch-up on the spot where their supposed saviour was allegedly born.

"It was a trivial problem that... occurs every year," Bethlehem police Lt-Col Khaled al-Tamimi told Reuters.

"God damn it, you Scots are fuckin' crazy."
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Sigmaleph God Creepy, Perverted, Lying Freak Posts: 4,216	One of the great Christmas traditions Dec 28, 2011 11:44:57 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Sigmaleph on Dec 28, 2011 11:44:57 GMT -5 It's what Jesus would've wanted. Y'know, probably.

Old Viking God Occasionally Peevish Posts: 2,281	One of the great Christmas traditions Dec 28, 2011 13:30:03 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Old Viking on Dec 28, 2011 13:30:03 GMT -5 They're not Real Christians®."
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Dragon Zachski God I'm a duck :V Quack! Posts: 7,035	One of the great Christmas traditions Dec 28, 2011 16:37:29 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Dragon Zachski on Dec 28, 2011 16:37:29 GMT -5 Dec 28, 2011 13:30:03 GMT -5 Old Viking said: They're not Real Christians®." I'm pretty sure they're already excluded for not being Evangelical Protestants/Roman Catholic/Church of Jesus Christ/etc.
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DeadpanDoubter God Technicality Wizard-o-Rama Why are you still in my house? Posts: 6,204	One of the great Christmas traditions Dec 28, 2011 22:34:42 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by DeadpanDoubter on Dec 28, 2011 22:34:42 GMT -5 Five bucks on the Armenians.
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scotsgit God I re-enact therefore I am Posts: 1,491	One of the great Christmas traditions Dec 29, 2011 7:01:12 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by scotsgit on Dec 29, 2011 7:01:12 GMT -5 Be really funny if Fred Phelps got caught in the middle.
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