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Post by clockworkgirl21 on May 25, 2009 3:46:00 GMT -5
1) We were lighting off fireworks, and the stick came down and almost nailed my grandma in the face.
2) Our neighbors are really fat. Three little kids were on their trampoline, and the trampoline was nearly touching the ground. I was watching, waiting for it to break.
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Post by Sleepy on May 25, 2009 8:35:04 GMT -5
I messaged my sister asking her for suggestions for music for my upcoming party.
Her only response?
Rock Lobster.
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Post by Roy 'Mad Dog' Earle on May 25, 2009 11:15:10 GMT -5
Some guy in a store said to me that I should be proud today. I'm pretty sure he was drunk and buying charcoal for his Memorial Day BBQ beer keg blast. I just waved him off and said 'no, I don't think so' and busted out laughing.
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Post by Sleepy on May 25, 2009 12:35:41 GMT -5
This happened to me two minutes ago. My mom went into my bedroom with the vacuum. When I asked her what she was doing, she said she was cleaning for my party. I asked why and she responded, "We're gonna have the party in here." Apparently that is the funniest thing ever. I laughed with this frightening noise I've never heard myself make before for five minutes and began crying. My stomach ached horribly and that feeling still lingers because it became temporarily cramped like that. I don't even understand now.
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Post by malicious_bloke on May 25, 2009 14:25:33 GMT -5
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Post by Dragon Zachski on May 25, 2009 15:10:25 GMT -5
This happened to me two minutes ago. My mom went into my bedroom with the vacuum. When I asked her what she was doing, she said she was cleaning for my party. I asked why and she responded, "We're gonna have the party in here." Apparently that is the funniest thing ever. I laughed with this frightening noise I've never heard myself make before for five minutes and began crying. My stomach ached horribly and that feeling still lingers because it became temporarily cramped like that. I don't even understand now. This post. And also the Out of Context thread. |
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Post by Sandafluffoid on May 25, 2009 16:01:22 GMT -5
Today I was reading Douglas Adams "the deeper meaning of liff", when I got to Clabby, I could not breathe for laughing. I fell over and knocked everything all over the floor because I was laughing so much.
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Post by alwimo on May 25, 2009 16:33:42 GMT -5
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Post by Jebediah on May 25, 2009 16:39:08 GMT -5
I played Mario Party today with my brother and his girlfriend. I kept spacing out while we were playing. One minute I was playing a mini game and the next I was staring at the wall thinking about the mailbox and they were asking me why I had stopped playing. You probably had to be there, but trust me, it was hilarious.
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Post by Art Vandelay on May 25, 2009 16:53:10 GMT -5
Yesterday I was really bored and was playing with a bbq lighter just for shits and giggles. After a while, it would light, no matter how much I clicked it. I thought it had run out of lighter fluid so I, in my infinite genius, decided to hold it under my nose, click it and inhale deeply, just to see if I can smell anything coming out. Long story short I now have a very tender nose and it took about an hour to get the smell of burning hair out of my nose.
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Post by Admiral Lithp on May 25, 2009 17:16:53 GMT -5
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Post by Thejebusfire on May 25, 2009 17:24:37 GMT -5
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Post by Jebediah on May 25, 2009 18:10:24 GMT -5
My brother just reenacted the Spider Attack of 2009. Apparently, spiders came out of nowhere and actually went after him. If I am to believe what he says, he fought them off by boxing them. Each time he finished one off, another came to replace the fallen comrade.
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Post by SimSim on May 25, 2009 18:15:06 GMT -5
My coworker who is perpetually late and never bothers to call in to say he is going to be late actually called in today. His excuse, he had to go to the DMV. Yeah dude, you went to the DMV on a federal holiday, sure.
Playing Rock Band with a friend and his fiancee and us managing to fail a song about 30 seconds in to it on easy.
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Post by wmdkitty on May 25, 2009 19:01:25 GMT -5
This thread. And, of course, ICHC is always good for (at least) a giggle. |
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