tempus
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Post by tempus on May 26, 2009 23:32:59 GMT -5
Apparently, the kingdom of Heaven has an embassy now, and Pastor Paul Revere is its ambassador. Relations between the Kingdom and Reality would seem to be a bit frosty, as the above photograph shows. In 1999, the good pastor was apparently arrested for driving around with Kingdom of Heaven license plates on his vehicle. You can read about his ambassadorship's ordeal hereAnyroad, while poking around his site, I found this lovely gem.So, I decided to follow the purchase link: That's right, friends--for the low, low price of only 50 dollars postage and handling, you too can have a passport declaring your citizenship in the Kingdom of Batshittery Heaven!
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Post by antichrist on May 27, 2009 0:30:58 GMT -5
Have you sent this to RR? There's nothing worse than getting to the border gate and finding out your papers aren't in order.
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Post by Trevelyan on May 27, 2009 15:41:34 GMT -5
More importantly can I get one with the name of Cthulu?
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Post by perv on May 27, 2009 15:58:14 GMT -5
More importantly can I get one with the name of Cthulu? Excellent point.
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Post by The Lazy One on May 27, 2009 15:58:44 GMT -5
Is this the same guy who tried to not pay taxes by saying that he was a Citizen of Heaven?
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Post by Star Cluster on May 30, 2009 8:13:15 GMT -5
Ah, nothing like a little fleecing of the gullible flock for Jebuz.
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Post by antichrist on May 30, 2009 11:31:06 GMT -5
So can I live a life in complete heathenism as long as I have the passport?
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Post by Rat Of Steel on May 30, 2009 14:17:24 GMT -5
Is it just me, or did anyone else picture his business getting raided as part of a fraud investigation, causing this guy to rush into his office shouting to whatever employees he might have, "The heathens are coming! The heathens are coming!"?
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Post by Thejebusfire on May 30, 2009 14:20:55 GMT -5
This is the most hillarious fraud I've ever seen.
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Post by Sigmaleph on May 30, 2009 14:42:43 GMT -5
Is this the same guy who tried to not pay taxes by saying that he was a Citizen of Heaven? Not the brightest idea. They might deport him...
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