What Everyone Needs...Religion?

ausador
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What Everyone Needs...Religion? Jun 21, 2009 14:53:46 GMT -5

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Post by ausador on Jun 21, 2009 14:53:46 GMT -5

Hurry, order today, operators are standing by...

But wait theres more, order within the next two millenium and you get to contribute 10% of your gross income to the religion of your choice for the rest of your natural life!

Those yet to reach puberty also get a free hands on "examination" (may possibly lead to further private sessions) by the clergy of your choice!

That which doesn't kill me only postpones the inevitable.

It's a well-established fact that gravity is a plot by jews to get people to drop spare change.

Jodie God Birthday Usurper (of Doom) SCIENCE HARDER DAMMIT! Posts: 1,552	What Everyone Needs...Religion? Jun 21, 2009 15:00:46 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Jodie on Jun 21, 2009 15:00:46 GMT -5 LOL!
	Aug 31, 2011 22:16:39 GMT -5 Mlle Antéchrist said: Summary of the universe: Shit happens.

Thejebusfire God Fan O' Shirou-chan, Toy Soldier A proper southern lady... Posts: 6,336	What Everyone Needs...Religion? Jun 21, 2009 16:33:29 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Thejebusfire on Jun 21, 2009 16:33:29 GMT -5 That was funny.
	A dragon flew out of his cave, and killed a corpulent knave. He ate the fat man in four bites, then said, "Oh, that didn't taste right." That dragon sat by his cave wall, wishing he had Pepto Bismal.

Star Cluster God The heavens convince me there is no God. Posts: 518	What Everyone Needs...Religion? Jun 22, 2009 9:43:19 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Star Cluster on Jun 22, 2009 9:43:19 GMT -5 Man, do I know a few people I'd love to send that to.
	Religion is an insult to human dignity. Without it you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.--Steven Weinberg Religion can never reform mankind because religion is slavery--Robert G. Ingersoll I don't know why people compare George Carlin to God. He's great and all, but he's no George Carlin.-Anon.

ironbite God Chibi Does NOT Mean Harmless! I'm the cutest thing ever to come out of the Jurrassic Age. Posts: 8,975	What Everyone Needs...Religion? Jun 22, 2009 11:37:38 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ironbite on Jun 22, 2009 11:37:38 GMT -5 DAMN IT AL SNOW! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
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Lady Renae God The Human-Dragon-Cuttlefish Tribreed Punting bullshit since 1986 Posts: 3,596	What Everyone Needs...Religion? Jun 22, 2009 11:56:35 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Lady Renae on Jun 22, 2009 11:56:35 GMT -5 I'll do you one better (though I can't find the actual official video... pout):
	[19:50] <Distind> If LadyRenae isn't annoyed or frustrated I'm not doing my job Mar 4, 2010 12:39:41 GMT -5 @yojetak said: where's the banyard when you need it? May 24, 2010 13:06:02 GMT -5 Vene said: the plural of anecdote is not data

Hades God Like Hell, But More Greek; The demiBastion of Discretion Stupid evolved prick Posts: 2,897	What Everyone Needs...Religion? Jun 23, 2009 7:22:19 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Hades on Jun 23, 2009 7:22:19 GMT -5 Jun 22, 2009 11:56:35 GMT -5 Lady Renae said: I'll do you one better (though I can't find the actual official video... pout): I fucking love Cake.
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Post by ausador on Jun 21, 2009 14:53:46 GMT -5

Post by Jodie on Jun 21, 2009 15:00:46 GMT -5

Post by Thejebusfire on Jun 21, 2009 16:33:29 GMT -5

Post by Star Cluster on Jun 22, 2009 9:43:19 GMT -5

Post by ironbite on Jun 22, 2009 11:37:38 GMT -5

Post by Lady Renae on Jun 22, 2009 11:56:35 GMT -5

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