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Post by The Lazy One on Mar 8, 2009 13:30:10 GMT -5
Wassup, fundies? I know you've probably found the new board by now, and I just wanted to say hi.
Now, I know you think of us as horrible, evil people, but the truth is, we're just like you. We get up in the morning and go to school or work. We come home and log on the Internet, watch television, read, or listen to music. We like to spend time with our friends and family. We have hobbies, just like you do (although I kind of doubt any of us like to go around trying to convert people). We're not part of any evil atheist conspiracy that's going to eat your soul.
I know on the old board, some of you guys came over and interacted with us (Shout out to Curious, if you're reading this! ;D). We're not scary. Honest.
From Lazy, also known as Digitized
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Post by MozMode on Mar 8, 2009 14:54:17 GMT -5
Wassup, fundies? I know you've probably found the new board by now, and I just wanted to say hi. Now, I know you think of us as horrible, evil people, but the truth is, we're just like you. We get up in the morning and go to school or work. We come home and log on the Internet, watch television, read, or listen to music. We like to spend time with our friends and family. We have hobbies, just like you do (although I kind of doubt any of us like to go around trying to convert people). We're not part of any evil atheist conspiracy that's going to eat your soul. I know on the old board, some of you guys came over and interacted with us (Shout out to Curious, if you're reading this! ;D). We're not scary. Honest. From Lazy, also known as Digitized I too would like to say hi! to any of our Christian lurkers. As long as you don't use an absurd amount of smilies (such as in the Rapture Ready Forums) you're welcome to interact with us. We won't bite!
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Post by Sandafluffoid on Mar 8, 2009 14:59:13 GMT -5
I just wanna back this up for any of you lurkers out there in the audience or watching at home, we don't hate you, neither do we hate fetuses or want to turn your children gay. We just want to encourage you to come over and engage in some sort of interaction with us, because we don't like this whole mexican standoff thing we have going anymore than you do. Unless you do like it, in which case I guess we like it less than you. We don't like it is the main point I'm trying to get across her.
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Post by gotpwnt on Mar 8, 2009 15:01:32 GMT -5
OH HAI!!! Come on in and say something. ;D
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Post by Jebediah on Mar 8, 2009 15:04:54 GMT -5
We know you're out there, and we know you want to participate. Participating is much more fun than lurking, isn't it? I would rather not have a flame war, but if you have something to say, it's okay to say it. So come on out and introduce yourselves!
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Post by antichrist on Mar 8, 2009 15:16:44 GMT -5
It's true, we really are pretty normal
Yesterday I went to an Outdoor show and bought some camping and fishing equipment Today I went to a dog show, my brother-in-law dropped by, having pork chops for dinner.
Really, dull boring everyday stuff. We're willing to discuss and debate this stuff. We don't ban people for having an unpopular opinion. We'd like to come over to your site, but I was banned for no reason. I think it was because I followed the link from here. We don't eat babies, we're not having constant drunken orgies (well most of us aren't). We're just your everyday, run of the mill people. In fact I'm often told what a good Christian I am because I'm nice to people.
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Post by doomie 22 on Mar 8, 2009 15:59:36 GMT -5
No. Don't listen to them! We're not normal. We're mean and scary. Today I aborted three Christian babies and laughed the whole time. Then I went home and read Harry Potter, even though I've already read it 10 times this week. Then I called my gay friend just talk about how much I love evolution. Then I watched Chuck; not because I'm an atheist, I just love that show . After that I sacrificed a goat to Baal because that's how much of an atheist I am.
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Post by MSTKL on Mar 8, 2009 16:12:13 GMT -5
doomie 22: Sacrificing a goat to Baal would make you a Baaltheist. Bad atheist. Bad.
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Post by doomie 22 on Mar 8, 2009 16:20:28 GMT -5
I know. I was trying to channel the RR caricature of atheists as gay abortion loving Darwin and/or demon and/or Obama worshipers.
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Post by The Lazy One on Mar 8, 2009 16:31:30 GMT -5
No. Don't listen to them! We're not normal. We're mean and scary. Today I aborted three Christian babies and laughed the whole time. Then I went home and read Harry Potter, even though I've already read it 10 times this week. Then I called my gay friend just talk about how much I love evolution. Then I watched Chuck; not because I'm an atheist, I just love that show . After that I sacrificed a goat to Baal because that's how much of an atheist I am. What kind of atheist are you? We don't sacrifice stuff to Baal! We sacrifice stuff to Obama, duh! But seriously, guys, if you see this, please come over and stay a while! We're actually really nice, you know!
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Post by doomie 22 on Mar 8, 2009 17:11:59 GMT -5
No. Don't listen to them! We're not normal. We're mean and scary. Today I aborted three Christian babies and laughed the whole time. Then I went home and read Harry Potter, even though I've already read it 10 times this week. Then I called my gay friend just talk about how much I love evolution. Then I watched Chuck; not because I'm an atheist, I just love that show . After that I sacrificed a goat to Baal because that's how much of an atheist I am. What kind of atheist are you? We don't sacrifice stuff to Baal! We sacrifice stuff to Obama, duh! But seriously, guys, if you see this, please come over and stay a while! We're actually really nice, you know! You guys are just orthodox atheists. I'm a reformed atheist. Goats for baal on Sundays and blood of virgins for Obama on Wednesdays.
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Post by The Lazy One on Mar 8, 2009 18:05:37 GMT -5
What kind of atheist are you? We don't sacrifice stuff to Baal! We sacrifice stuff to Obama, duh! But seriously, guys, if you see this, please come over and stay a while! We're actually really nice, you know! You guys are just orthodox atheists. I'm a reformed atheist. Goats for baal on Sundays and blood of virgins for Obama on Wednesdays. Oh, that changes things. I couldn't remember if reformed atheists sacrificed stuff to Baal or Darwin.
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Mar 8, 2009 18:54:03 GMT -5
Dude, I don't meant to be a dick, but that was a terrible invitation. "Wassup Fundies"?
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Post by Jebediah on Mar 8, 2009 20:03:43 GMT -5
"Wassup Fundies?" is the perfect invitation. "Wassup" shows how laid back we are around here. "Fundies" tells them how we think of them, and we are nothing if not honest. I have always thought that we are very laid back and honest people.
I also feel that using the word "fundies" has an underlying message. A message that says, "We know who you guys are. You can come on over and hang out, but don't fuck with us. We're only laid back until someone tries to fuck with us, and then we'll rip you a new asshole."
So anyay. That's my interpretation.
Good job with the invite, Lazy.
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Post by Deimos on Mar 8, 2009 20:25:06 GMT -5
It's true, we really are pretty normal Yesterday I went to an Outdoor show and bought some camping and fishing equipment Today I went to a dog show, my brother-in-law dropped by, having pork chops for dinner. Really, dull boring everyday stuff. We're willing to discuss and debate this stuff. We don't ban people for having an unpopular opinion. We'd like to come over to your site, but I was banned for no reason. I think it was because I followed the link from here. We don't eat babies, we're not having constant drunken orgies (well most of us aren't). We're just your everyday, run of the mill people. In fact I'm often told what a good Christian I am because I'm nice to people. What dogs did you spend the most time around?
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