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Post by kristine on Jul 30, 2009 23:45:36 GMT -5
I've seen a few flat-earthers claim that even when viewed from space, Earth is obviously a flat disk and that the idea of it being spherical was part of a conspiracy. See? Flat. If that`s a flat earth where the hell is China and Europe? Or are they part of the Liberal conspiracy too? *twists psyche into Gordian Knot* China and Europe are actually part of what we know as North America - the evil media has told us their is an ocean inbetween us and when they fly they go up too high for you to notice that they are actually turning back and going back to that one land mass - those are the same people who create the bogus satalite images of said Europe and Asia. Europe is acctually part of Canada...That's why some of them speak French...
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Post by Haseen on Aug 2, 2009 16:30:19 GMT -5
I'd like to see their explanation of why nobody has ever gone to the "edge" of the Earth. I imagine they'd make up some magic teLOLporter story, but I'd like to see it first hand from someone that actually believes that shit.
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Post by RavynousHunter on Aug 2, 2009 17:29:28 GMT -5
Vids or it didn't happen, hmm?
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Post by wackadoodle on Aug 2, 2009 18:44:28 GMT -5
Thats always funny, on a board I go to theirs this one fundie who tries to sound as intelligent as possible when bullshitting about global warming being made up and how Christians cant be gay/treat gays not shitty. Naturally the idiots who agree on those subjects will cite him as an 'intelligent' and 'thoughtful' poster, only to scurry away when their champion starts claiming the earth to be 6000 years old and how no christian can believe in evolution.
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Post by Paradox on Aug 2, 2009 22:30:04 GMT -5
I've met a moon hoax believer before. But he was a Russian raised back in the days of the Soviet Union, so I figure he at least has something of an excuse.
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Aug 2, 2009 22:38:39 GMT -5
I'd like to see their explanation of why nobody has ever gone to the "edge" of the Earth. I imagine they'd make up some magic teLOLporter story, but I'd like to see it first hand from someone that actually believes that shit. Maybe you just go to the other side? Hmm...people used to think that if you got to the edge, you'd never come back. You'd fall off, or be eaten by monsters, or something.
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Post by Oriet on Aug 2, 2009 22:54:55 GMT -5
I met a flat-Earther once. The really sad thing? She's an airborne cryptologic linguist (or was, might not have re-enlisted). Makes you feel real safe knowing there's people like that in military intelligence, doesn't it?
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Post by Tiger on Aug 3, 2009 3:12:13 GMT -5
I'd like to see their explanation of why nobody has ever gone to the "edge" of the Earth. I imagine they'd make up some magic teLOLporter story, but I'd like to see it first hand from someone that actually believes that shit. There's an ice wall around the edge that's impassable without flight capability. Since the development of flight capability, NASA and other governments have been patrolling said ice wall to prevent anyone from flying over it. I really wish I was making this up. www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=11211.0www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=6308.0Though I have heard people claim that the Flat Earth Society is a Poe. So perhaps there is hope for humanity.
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Post by Jack Bauer on Aug 19, 2009 10:03:30 GMT -5
We need a synonym for "geocentrists" that will rhyme with "birthers" and "flat earthers", so as to be the beginning of a great rap song about fundies and crazy right-wingers. Yo, check this out, muthafucka... My homie is a real right winger And I don't want to point a finger But, fool, he's a true Flat Earther And a Barack Obama birther He say the sun go round the Earth He fill me full of mirth He say the moon is really small And Antarctica's a wall Patrolled by NASA planes So The Man don' have to 'splain Wha' happ'nin' at the edge There's no safety ledge Yo ass gonna take a fall Over the muthafuckin' wall Best yo ass gets shot All part of the plot Cooked up by The Man The 'Luminati plan Gonna kill off all the brotherz And all god fearin' muthas So white atheists will rule But this niggah ain't no fool Gonna cap him with my nine My nine's a Ten, jus' fine Blow him clean away Muthafucka's gonna make my day! So the morale of this rhyme Homie, don't waste my time Remember what I said And keep the weird shit in your head.
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Post by RavynousHunter on Aug 19, 2009 10:46:04 GMT -5
Yo, brotha, that shit was OFF THA CHAIN!
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