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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Aug 9, 2009 22:41:41 GMT -5
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Post by wmdkitty on Aug 9, 2009 22:47:42 GMT -5
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Awesome!
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Post by trike on Aug 10, 2009 13:37:17 GMT -5
That was hilarious!
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Post by The_L on Aug 11, 2009 5:52:06 GMT -5
The funniest part, to me, is society's absurd fascination with "regularity" in the first place. It's like if you don't go to the bathroom at the EXACT SAME TIME EVERY DAY FOREVER, there must be something horribly wrong with you.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure cavemen didn't look at the sun and say, "oh, it's 3:30, I should have to 'take care of business' now, but I don't. OMG NEED MORE FIBER!"
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Post by alwimo on Aug 11, 2009 6:04:13 GMT -5
10/10 I think they are making fun of fundies.  |
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Post by Sigmaleph on Aug 11, 2009 21:35:55 GMT -5
The funniest part, to me, is society's absurd fascination with "regularity" in the first place. It's like if you don't go to the bathroom at the EXACT SAME TIME EVERY DAY FOREVER, there must be something horribly wrong with you. Wow, if not being regular is bad then I should be dead by now. True story: At least once, I went for 5-7 days straight without shitting. I say at least once because the only reason I noticed was that I was on vacation and did not recall ever sitting down in the hotel toilet. It is quite likely this happened on other occasions, I just don't bother to time my bathroom visits. TMI? Maybe. |
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Post by Thejebusfire on Aug 11, 2009 21:51:52 GMT -5
That made my day.
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Post by The_L on Aug 13, 2009 21:21:22 GMT -5
The funniest part, to me, is society's absurd fascination with "regularity" in the first place. It's like if you don't go to the bathroom at the EXACT SAME TIME EVERY DAY FOREVER, there must be something horribly wrong with you. Wow, if not being regular is bad then I should be dead by now. True story: At least once, I went for 5-7 days straight without shitting. I say at least once because the only reason I noticed was that I was on vacation and did not recall ever sitting down in the hotel toilet. It is quite likely this happened on other occasions, I just don't bother to time my bathroom visits. TMI? Maybe.And let's not forget that yogurt commercial where the two women are talking (because in TV-Land, only women eat yogurt) and one says "I've been a little...irregular lately." Who the fuck talks about their bowel movements in public? |
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Post by gomer21xx on Aug 13, 2009 21:23:32 GMT -5
Wow, if not being regular is bad then I should be dead by now. True story: At least once, I went for 5-7 days straight without shitting. I say at least once because the only reason I noticed was that I was on vacation and did not recall ever sitting down in the hotel toilet. It is quite likely this happened on other occasions, I just don't bother to time my bathroom visits. TMI? Maybe.And let's not forget that yogurt commercial where the two women are talking (because in TV-Land, only women eat yogurt) and one says "I've been a little...irregular lately." Who the fuck talks about their bowel movements in public? I do, but only to get squicky reactions from my peers. X3 Edit: "I don't believe in penguins..." Methinks many penguin furs cried at that line. |
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Aug 13, 2009 23:27:32 GMT -5
The funniest part, to me, is society's absurd fascination with "regularity" in the first place. It's like if you don't go to the bathroom at the EXACT SAME TIME EVERY DAY FOREVER, there must be something horribly wrong with you. Wow, if not being regular is bad then I should be dead by now. True story: At least once, I went for 5-7 days straight without shitting. I say at least once because the only reason I noticed was that I was on vacation and did not recall ever sitting down in the hotel toilet. It is quite likely this happened on other occasions, I just don't bother to time my bathroom visits. TMI? Maybe.I would be ready to kill someone if I went that long with, er, "businessing". I get cranky enough if I don't "business" at least once a day.  The funniest part, to me, is society's absurd fascination with "regularity" in the first place. It's like if you don't go to the bathroom at the EXACT SAME TIME EVERY DAY FOREVER, there must be something horribly wrong with you. Yeah, I'm pretty sure cavemen didn't look at the sun and say, "oh, it's 3:30, I should have to 'take care of business' now, but I don't. OMG NEED MORE FIBER!" I could be wrong, but cavemen tended to eat slightly greener (in the good way) foods than the average American does in modern times. Thus, their bodies let them know, like, 8, 10 hours later that "Helloooo, comin' through, outta the way, find a hole man!" Or whatever they used as bathroom stalls. |
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Post by Thejebusfire on Aug 13, 2009 23:33:06 GMT -5
Wow, if not being regular is bad then I should be dead by now. True story: At least once, I went for 5-7 days straight without shitting. I say at least once because the only reason I noticed was that I was on vacation and did not recall ever sitting down in the hotel toilet. It is quite likely this happened on other occasions, I just don't bother to time my bathroom visits. TMI? Maybe.And let's not forget that yogurt commercial where the two women are talking (because in TV-Land, only women eat yogurt) and one says "I've been a little...irregular lately." Who the fuck talks about their bowel movements in public? We never get any weird commercials here. Except for one time when I was watching anime, and this vibrator commercial came on and this old lady was talking about how she got one on the internet. |
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Post by antichrist on Aug 14, 2009 3:34:02 GMT -5
The funniest part, to me, is society's absurd fascination with "regularity" in the first place. It's like if you don't go to the bathroom at the EXACT SAME TIME EVERY DAY FOREVER, there must be something horribly wrong with you. Wow, if not being regular is bad then I should be dead by now. True story: At least once, I went for 5-7 days straight without shitting. I say at least once because the only reason I noticed was that I was on vacation and did not recall ever sitting down in the hotel toilet. It is quite likely this happened on other occasions, I just don't bother to time my bathroom visits. TMI? Maybe.Yeah, I almost ripped my bowels out from taking fibre. I was going with what you hear. Irregular? Take fibre, Everyone needs more fibre. Still irregular? take more fibre. Turns out I can't take fibre supplements because they're all made from sylium. I have to get mine the old fashioned way (fruits and veggies). |
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